Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for June 07, 2019

No contest!

And he didn’t even try to cover his mouth!

Ripping Yawns.

Even just seeing it depicted and my body wants to yawn. Cats always win those. They have the carnivore’s teeth. Something we don’t possess. Imagine if a type of human was engineered and bred to be 70% carnivore? Something we are not. We are omnivores.

I used to know a huge stubby-Manx named Max. Whenever he didn’t want to play with the two other cats in the house, he would yawn the most fearsome yawn this side of the zoo, then start washing the claws of a massive fore-paw. A sweet and scary beast.

Is it me or is Jimmy just phoning it in these days???

Yep, nobody can “out-yawn” a cat.

Now I’m Yawning!

and how many of you yawned from seeing them?

Darn it, Jimmy. Now you’ve got me yawning.

Contagious.

I just yawned- twice! I have to hurry and get outta here before I fall asleep!

And we have an epidemic.

I often lose before I even know there was a contest.

Oh well, every winner needs at least one loser

I won the title for that

Thus all those winners became losers

Now that losing came up to bat.

Cats always win…maybe because it is used as a threat gesture so they work on it.

It’s like doing the wave, but for sleepy people