Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for December 16, 2022

Uh…

and no more liquids till breakfast

in my house that’s a 24/7 rule

Wait! Better keep the wine within reach!

I guess I can get rid of my toes.

Desperate for snack, searching in the back of the pantry, looking for an expiration date? Can’t read it, don’t need it!

That’s post 0200 for me, but I only need wait until 0500, when Dad gets up.

I have a Reacher, a wonderful aid for handicapped and short people. If one spends a wee bit more, they are made with magnetic tips, useful when something falls on the ground or into a trash/recycling cart.

Also, if you drop it, you don’t need it. Especially small change – that’s why kids were invented.

Ditto for texts from my wife’s friends.

My husband feels the same way… only he asks ME if I could get it for him!!

That’s my post 8:30 am rule, although I will make a special effort for coffee. Who I’m I kidding, I need that.

Must be why Aunty wears adult diapers.

If only my dog never needed to go outside after 4p, that would be my start shutting down time.