Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for May 27, 2024

no questions here … your honor

Still say this woman’s an alcoholic.

I enjoy a glass of wine much more and I don’t have to know when I can have some.

I have a friend, she’s 67. She always has a double vodka BEFORE going to the pub! She says “to get herself going”. So far, she’s fallen over twice in the pub, twice when we took her home and had a heart attack after we left her! She can’t understand why it happens to her!

I’ll drink to that.

What friendship? Nay nay.

It’s just an extra dry screwdriver: a shot of vodka and hold the orange juice.

Aunty you are a professional. A professional drunk, as well as a professional slob.

I assume everyone knows that domestic vodka is Everclear cut with water.

I find whiskey to be tastier in the late afternoon and great vodka should never ever be in orange juice.

Tell them it is water!!!!!

I’m sticking to wine these days.

Good one today Aunty!

No to vodka, but maybe yes to Scotch.

There’s nothing to question, there ain’t none.

gin yes vodka no

I prefer a Margarita on the rocks no salt

having lived like that in my wasted youth, i can attest that a day spent without the “enhancement” of vodka (or gin or tequila or beer…) is a lot more enjoyable, whether auntie questions our friendship or no…

There is no reason for this comic today, being that addicted to alcohol like that is not funny.

My only addictions are my ice tea and chocolate, right now I am stuck on Snickers bars and Bryers Snickers ice cream.

I drink for taste, not a buzz. We found s great alcohol-free chardonnay at TJ’s.