I have a friend, she’s 67. She always has a double vodka BEFORE going to the pub! She says “to get herself going”. So far, she’s fallen over twice in the pub, twice when we took her home and had a heart attack after we left her! She can’t understand why it happens to her!
having lived like that in my wasted youth, i can attest that a day spent without the “enhancement” of vodka (or gin or tequila or beer…) is a lot more enjoyable, whether auntie questions our friendship or no…
seanfear about 1 month ago
no questions here … your honor
rekam Premium Member about 1 month ago
Still say this woman’s an alcoholic.
Smeagol about 1 month ago
I enjoy a glass of wine much more and I don’t have to know when I can have some.
Freebyrd1 about 1 month ago
I have a friend, she’s 67. She always has a double vodka BEFORE going to the pub! She says “to get herself going”. So far, she’s fallen over twice in the pub, twice when we took her home and had a heart attack after we left her! She can’t understand why it happens to her!
wirepunchr about 1 month ago
I’ll drink to that.
CorkLock about 1 month ago
What friendship? Nay nay.
ThreeDogDad Premium Member about 1 month ago
It’s just an extra dry screwdriver: a shot of vodka and hold the orange juice.
Daltongang Premium Member about 1 month ago
Aunty you are a professional. A professional drunk, as well as a professional slob.
WilliamMedlock about 1 month ago
I assume everyone knows that domestic vodka is Everclear cut with water.
Strider Keninginne Premium Member about 1 month ago
I find whiskey to be tastier in the late afternoon and great vodka should never ever be in orange juice.
rockyridge1977 about 1 month ago
Tell them it is water!!!!!
ladykat about 1 month ago
I’m sticking to wine these days.
assrdood about 1 month ago
Good one today Aunty!
kathleenhicks62 about 1 month ago
No to vodka, but maybe yes to Scotch.
cuzinron47 about 1 month ago
There’s nothing to question, there ain’t none.
lemonbaskt about 1 month ago
gin yes vodka no
Jennifer Falk about 1 month ago
I prefer a Margarita on the rocks no salt
gopher gofer about 1 month ago
having lived like that in my wasted youth, i can attest that a day spent without the “enhancement” of vodka (or gin or tequila or beer…) is a lot more enjoyable, whether auntie questions our friendship or no…
Sambora1 about 1 month ago
There is no reason for this comic today, being that addicted to alcohol like that is not funny.
My only addictions are my ice tea and chocolate, right now I am stuck on Snickers bars and Bryers Snickers ice cream.
FreyjaRN Premium Member about 1 month ago
I drink for taste, not a buzz. We found s great alcohol-free chardonnay at TJ’s.