Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for November 12, 2024

Tip #2: Do NOT hula hoop.

That’s why I gave up running ages ago.

No jumping rope either.

Good thing we didn’t witness that.

The “looser” your breasts the more important this is.

Hmmmm…Pogo sticks? Trampolines? Cartwheels?

I wish there was a thumbs down button on this site. . .

Eye see what happened, Aunty.

Nor Jumping Jacks!!

It’s lucky she didn’t get two black eyes!

Once again, Aunty’s actions call for this.

Do your boobs hang low?

Can you swing ’em to and fro?

Can you tie ’em in a knot?

Can you tie ’em in a bow?

Do your boobs hang low?

Can you swing ’em to and fro?

Can you tie ’em in a knot?

Can you tie ’em in a bow?

Can you swing ’em over your shoulder?

Like a regimental soldier

Do your boobs hang low?

Do your boobs hang low?

Can you swing ’em to and fro?

Can you tie ’em in a knot?

Can you tie ’em in a bow?

Do you get a painful feeling?

When you throw ’em at the ceiling

Do your boobs hang low?

Do your boobs hang low?

Can you swing ’em to and fro?

Can you tie ’em in a knot?

Can you tie ’em in a bow?

Do they get real sore?

When you drag ’em cross the floor

Do your boobs hang low?

NOW she tells me.!! Thanks for that! lol

I encouraged and supported Feminists during their “let’s burn our bras” days. Ah, the delights of jiggles and sways…..

Reason number 76 why I’m glad I’m not a girl.

Treadmill or riding Bike. Will makes a will. Or make love 12 times a day helps – I am told.

One boob to another!!!

How did the left eye escape identical damage?

I don’t look good wearing one of those things. It makes the guys at the Y laugh when they see me in the locker room.

I don’t have that problem, and glad I didn’t witness your problem.

No bra and any movement without one, jumps, laterals, aerobics or pilates etcetra results in the above, well maybe not a blackeye but pain is likely.

how do you get a bra on a hula hoop…?

Hoops and Yos don’t work for me. They both go down and stay at my ankles.