My wife was considering going back to school to get her masters’ degree at age 63. She lamented, “I wonder if I should do this. I’ll be over 65 when I graduate.” It was her mom who said, “I got news for you. In a couple of years, you’ll still be over 65 whether you go to school or not.”
seanfear 9 days ago
good i guess – coz i was poor when young and now … poorer…
FreyjaRN Premium Member 9 days ago
I’ve been rich, poor, and all the in between. The middle is most comfortable. Currently, I can’t even pay attention.
rekam Premium Member 9 days ago
I’m with Aunty.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member 9 days ago
Actually I have more money now then I’ve ever had. I’m still kind of poor though.
PraiseofFolly 9 days ago
And Aunty cannot expect to Inherit the Earth … because she is far from MEEK.
The Reader Premium Member 9 days ago
Poor you!
Calvinist1966 9 days ago
You worked your @ss off butt married an @ss to make up for it.
wirepunchr 9 days ago
When I was young I was poor and I have most of it left.
coffeemom88 9 days ago
Ha! Ain’t that the truth. :-(
Stodgefinn Premium Member 9 days ago
I started out with nothing and still have most of it left.
Daltongang Premium Member 9 days ago
That’s is often the case when one dedicates their life to avoiding work and swilling booze.
dflak 9 days ago
My wife was considering going back to school to get her masters’ degree at age 63. She lamented, “I wonder if I should do this. I’ll be over 65 when I graduate.” It was her mom who said, “I got news for you. In a couple of years, you’ll still be over 65 whether you go to school or not.”
rockyridge1977 9 days ago
………I would not brag about that!!!!
assrdood 9 days ago
That’s the story of my life!
cuzinron47 9 days ago
You still have plenty of @$$ to work off.
John Lamb Premium Member 9 days ago
I was born with nothing. I worked hard for most of my life and I’m finally retired. I still have most of what I was born with, nothing.
kpdrsn 9 days ago
Very OLD joke
Smeagol 9 days ago
Reality what a concept. – Robin Williams.
dimndno 7 days ago
I keep trying to find an easier way to stay poor.