Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for July 24, 2023

No Hammie it started when you kick Zoe. You’re not getting out of this one.

Putin: The Early Years

When you apply that first kick, always make sure you have your get-out-of-jail-free card!

I always have to stand!

oh my!

they’re giving him THE CHAIR

Hammie, Hammie, Hammie.

Wait. Why isn’t Zoe being punished as well?

Great logic, kid. You’ll be great at sports fights.

Oh yes, they all say they’re innocent. They’ll do that before they can actually speak. Nice slice of the human condition.

He’ll get a corner office someday.

What happened to just standing or the stool? A small easy chair is too comfy, like having a Sera mattress on a jail cell bunk.

The start of things is all relative between brothers and sisters.

The chair in the corner treatment.

Hammie….meet Dennis Mitchell.

Dennis Mitchell….Hammie.

Oh Hammie, it doesn’t work that way.

Hammie, Hamme, Hammie………

Don’t go to bed with no price on your head, no, no (Don’t do it), no, no

Don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time (Don’t do it) (Hurry up)

Keep your eye on the sparrow when the going gets narrow

(Don’t do it) Don’t do it

Don’t roll the dice if you can’t pay the price, no, no (Don’t do it), don’t do it

Don’t run your feet down no dead end street, no, no (Don’t do it) (Hurry up)

Just keep your eye on the sparrow when the going gets narrow

(Don’t do it) Don’t do it

Don’t do me dirt or you’re gonna get hurt (Don’t do it)

Don’t run away ‘till you hear what I say, no, no (Don’t do it) (Hurry up)

Keep your eye on the sparrow when the going gets narrow

(Don’t do it) Don’t do it

Ain’t gonna fight with no thief in the night, oh no

(Well, well, well, well, well)

What if Hammie and Calvin lived on the same street?

Poor Hammie is too honest for his own good. :)

" Case Closed!! " … :)