Well, while it will likely make Wanda happy, it’s not quite what Darryl was getting at for the some that will make her happy. Hammie should have gone for a bottle of wine.
Way back in the day, I bought my mother a huge quart bottle of perfume for $5. Not exactly the best stuff. She, of course, was “thrilled” by the gift. Don’t seem to remember her ever using it; I think it was used by dad to kill bugs.
allen@home 12 months ago
Hammie start taking them now. That way the whole family can be thankful not just mom.
Yakety Sax 12 months ago
I invented a new fragrance, but I don’t think everybody in my car pool liked it.
Cornelius Noodleman 12 months ago
Won’t mom be surprised.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace 12 months ago
“You make her happy your way and I will make her happy my way.”
thevideostoreguy 12 months ago
Hammie has this disturbing tendency of late to be right in the worst possible ways.
BenGMan 12 months ago
Idiot.
hagarthehorrible 12 months ago
Mom will be be happy alright.
rmercer Premium Member 12 months ago
Yes!!
Doug K 12 months ago
This gift could also classify as providing a service – an act of love.
ctolson 12 months ago
Well, while it will likely make Wanda happy, it’s not quite what Darryl was getting at for the some that will make her happy. Hammie should have gone for a bottle of wine.
markkahler52 12 months ago
He picked just exactly the right thing!
calvin123 12 months ago
I think Hammie deserves a round of applause (clap clap clap clap)
mourdac Premium Member 12 months ago
Way back in the day, I bought my mother a huge quart bottle of perfume for $5. Not exactly the best stuff. She, of course, was “thrilled” by the gift. Don’t seem to remember her ever using it; I think it was used by dad to kill bugs.
Gameguy49 Premium Member 12 months ago
Bingo! Hammie came up with the perfect gift for Mom, a Hammie full of BEANO!
Old Time Tales 12 months ago
Dad has the same question about the pill he has to take to celebrate Valentines Day. He doesn’t want to take it too early.
philwinn 12 months ago
Funny, Also take a bath.
ladykat 12 months ago
It’s the thought that counts.
Daltongang Premium Member 12 months ago
Thought full gift Hammie, not sure it’s what she wants, but practical can be good.
pheets 12 months ago
Pretty sophisticated thought for our charming Hammie :D
Frank Burns Eats Worms 12 months ago
Take toot tablets every four hours.
Niko S 12 months ago
My God that’s funny
raybarb44 12 months ago
He actually IS thoughtful…..
Anon4242 12 months ago
Activated charcoal tablets take the stink out of it.
daleandkristen 12 months ago
Touching sentiment today. Cute lil Hammie, bottom left panel.
The Quiet One 12 months ago
Hammie does have a point.
kab2rb 12 months ago
Oh boy, dad you better change that gift.
deanrmartin Premium Member 12 months ago
LOL…This Cracked me up!
John Jorgensen 12 months ago
Ugh, gross.
Reiko808 12 months ago
Can’t really blame the kid when dad brought him to the drug store to buy Mom’s Valentines gift.
eced52 12 months ago
I don’t think Mom will appreciate your gift.
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 12 months ago
Is t here such a thing as diet chocolate candy?
wordsmeet 12 months ago
Darryl needs to stop cooking beans then. :)