For the girl who has everything
it’s a pedestal, upon which to admire you
The very first granite countertop.
What’s not to love?
Now, get rid of these gift ribbons. Well- try it at least.
A for effort.
Off to a rocky start. I hope she doesn’t take him for granite.
How about that. A luxury rock.
Show her the statue inside.
Well, stone the crows…….
“So, you tell me what you want it to look like, and I’ll knock off all the parts that don’t look like that…”
When her friends talk about how big the rock on their fingers are…
It’s a statue of Abe Lincoln. You just have to chip off the bits that don’t look like Abe.
But will she return it?
Put it in the kitchen.
At this point, she’s noticing the resemblance between her gift and his head!
For your sculpting hobby, collecting elephants, just chip away all the granite that is not elephant and you have another to add to your collection…
Merry Christmas!
Don’t take it for granite.
She kept pestering him about a birthday gift, so he…blocked her (you can’t hit me, if I run!).
He was smart enough to give her something so large that she can’t follow her immediate impulse to bash him in the head with it.
Don’t you just love that new block smell?
Now do the chipping away to show us what is inside.
who wouldn’t
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C about 1 year ago
For the girl who has everything
j_m_kuehl about 1 year ago
it’s a pedestal, upon which to admire you
wldhrsy2luv about 1 year ago
The very first granite countertop.
danketaz Premium Member about 1 year ago
What’s not to love?
silberdistel about 1 year ago
Now, get rid of these gift ribbons. Well- try it at least.
RLG Premium Member about 1 year ago
A for effort.
Imagine about 1 year ago
Off to a rocky start. I hope she doesn’t take him for granite.
sandpiper about 1 year ago
How about that. A luxury rock.
fuzzbucket Premium Member about 1 year ago
Show her the statue inside.
incognito about 1 year ago
Well, stone the crows…….
ChessPirate about 1 year ago
“So, you tell me what you want it to look like, and I’ll knock off all the parts that don’t look like that…”
rc_stone_1 about 1 year ago
When her friends talk about how big the rock on their fingers are…
bobbyferrel about 1 year ago
It’s a statue of Abe Lincoln. You just have to chip off the bits that don’t look like Abe.
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member about 1 year ago
But will she return it?
sandflea about 1 year ago
Put it in the kitchen.
ekke about 1 year ago
At this point, she’s noticing the resemblance between her gift and his head!
T... about 1 year ago
For your sculpting hobby, collecting elephants, just chip away all the granite that is not elephant and you have another to add to your collection…
constantine48 about 1 year ago
Merry Christmas!
The Fly Hunter about 1 year ago
Don’t take it for granite.
tinstar about 1 year ago
She kept pestering him about a birthday gift, so he…blocked her (you can’t hit me, if I run!).
paullp Premium Member about 1 year ago
He was smart enough to give her something so large that she can’t follow her immediate impulse to bash him in the head with it.
danketaz Premium Member about 1 year ago
Don’t you just love that new block smell?
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 1 year ago
Now do the chipping away to show us what is inside.
Ceeg22 Premium Member about 1 year ago
who wouldn’t