Oh, it’s great to be your own man, but it’s far better to have someone to be her man for. Umm, I thought that was going to sound better when I started it. Also, NOT THAT HAT.
Save a return trip to exhange it that way. When I buy clothes I always ask for my wifes candid advice, didn’t start that way but I learned. She’s stated before that I’m like a ken doll and she dresses me.
Rhetorical_Question 2 days ago
Girlfriend 1 boyfriend 0
sueb1863 2 days ago
I’d think she’d be more concerned about his morbid obesity.
LawrenceS 2 days ago
Cruz isn’t asking me, but I’d give him a thumbs down on that one.
purepaul Premium Member 2 days ago
Begin by turning the ballcap around so you stop looking clueless, which is close to the mark anyway.
Amra Leo 2 days ago
I’ve rocked a fedora for a long time now. It’s an added bonus that I hear the “Indiana Jones” theme every time I put it on…
davidlwashburn 2 days ago
I hate wearing hats, I can’t stand to have something on my head. I only wear one when I’m in costume for a video.
DaBump Premium Member 2 days ago
Oh, it’s great to be your own man, but it’s far better to have someone to be her man for. Umm, I thought that was going to sound better when I started it. Also, NOT THAT HAT.
Jelliqal 2 days ago
Makes him look like Curly from The Stooges.
Will_Scarlet 2 days ago
Slap on a tiny mustache and he’s Oliver Hardy.
markkahler52 2 days ago
Panel Four looks like Cruz has a little beard going…looks good with the Derby
calliarcale 2 days ago
He’s still being his own man; he’s just smart enough to get a second opinion. ;-)
Outnumbered 2 days ago
Go with a fedora, a flat cap, or even a pork pie, but stay away from a trilby.
SofaKing Premium Member 2 days ago
I have flat caps for most of the year, and Panama hats for summer. Henry The Hatter, Detroit Michigan is my purveyor.
rogerd.parish 2 days ago
Secret to a long and happy marriage: knowing when to let her win!
eb110americana 2 days ago
Looks like Oddjob in the last panel.
Durak Premium Member 2 days ago
I need a nice hat. And some nice clothes to wear it with. And a driver, so I can wear my hat in the car.
Joan Tinnin Premium Member 2 days ago
An improvement already over the ugly backward hat
James Lindley Premium Member 2 days ago
Smart move.
AB9SS 2 days ago
Is the the Dirwood Kirby? (Seek out Rocky & Bullwinkle for reference)
alexius23 2 days ago
He will end up with the original hat
David Rickard Premium Member 2 days ago
I’d go with a pork pie, Cruz.
sincavage05 2 days ago
Save a return trip to exhange it that way. When I buy clothes I always ask for my wifes candid advice, didn’t start that way but I learned. She’s stated before that I’m like a ken doll and she dresses me.
Thorby 1 day ago
How about a Homburg (sic), like Humprey Bogart wore in the original “Sabrina”?