I was walking down the road one evening and noticed the root in front of me looked quite a bit like a snake. Just to be sure it wasn’t, I rolled it with my foot. Then the “root” coiled up and hissed at me. In my defense, the sun was down and it should have known the rules and left.
I walked around it to let it ponder its lapse in following snake etiquette properly.
rekam Premium Member over 4 years ago
He’ll look better after shedding this particular skin.
Wilde Bill over 4 years ago
I thought that Jane had got a hold of him.
jagedlo over 4 years ago
That’s what happens when you don’t apply sunscreen!
Enter.Name.Here over 4 years ago
“I’ve got chapped-back. Any place I can get about 5 pounds of lip balm?
KA7DRE Premium Member over 4 years ago
That’s where “Extra Krispy” got its roots from.
stillfickled Premium Member over 4 years ago
He just needs a little snake oil.
incognito over 4 years ago
That skin is hisstory…
Mountain Meg over 4 years ago
Or he’s really a two-day-old balloon snake.
It doesn’t matter. the other snake just has to get into a tight kissss and blow as hard as he (she?) can!
sandpiper over 4 years ago
A real need for snake oil this time
michael.shadoan over 4 years ago
This is why you always, “Always Duck for Lawn Mowers”.
Doug Taylor Premium Member over 4 years ago
This would never have happened if they didn’t accidentally fill in the snake pit. Now they don’t even have a pit to hiss in!
nosirrom over 4 years ago
The rare Prune Snake in his habitat.
MichaelHelwig over 4 years ago
You look like you fell asleep in the hot tub.
Sir Ruddy Blighter over 4 years ago
I don’t get it. Snakes have scales, and they fall asleep in the sun all the time…
Mordock999 Premium Member over 4 years ago
Looks more like he fell asleep under a lawnmower.
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs over 4 years ago
Snakes often like to sun themselves for hours.
I was walking down the road one evening and noticed the root in front of me looked quite a bit like a snake. Just to be sure it wasn’t, I rolled it with my foot. Then the “root” coiled up and hissed at me. In my defense, the sun was down and it should have known the rules and left.I walked around it to let it ponder its lapse in following snake etiquette properly.
Herb L 1954 over 4 years ago
Give him a little blue pill.That’ll get rid of the wrinkles ;)
Troglodyte over 4 years ago
Not to worry, it’ll be okay after a moult or two…
El Cobbo Grande over 4 years ago
Olive Oyl’s not bad either
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 4 years ago
time to shed. To exuviate.
WaywardWind over 4 years ago
Where’s the fat broad when she could do some good with her club?