B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for May 28, 2020

He’ll look better after shedding this particular skin.

I thought that Jane had got a hold of him.

That’s what happens when you don’t apply sunscreen!

“I’ve got chapped-back. Any place I can get about 5 pounds of lip balm?

That’s where “Extra Krispy” got its roots from.

He just needs a little snake oil.

That skin is hisstory…

Or he’s really a two-day-old balloon snake.

It doesn’t matter. the other snake just has to get into a tight kissss and blow as hard as he (she?) can!

A real need for snake oil this time

This is why you always, “Always Duck for Lawn Mowers”.

This would never have happened if they didn’t accidentally fill in the snake pit. Now they don’t even have a pit to hiss in!

The rare Prune Snake in his habitat.

You look like you fell asleep in the hot tub.

I don’t get it. Snakes have scales, and they fall asleep in the sun all the time…

Looks more like he fell asleep under a lawnmower.

Snakes often like to sun themselves for hours.

I was walking down the road one evening and noticed the root in front of me looked quite a bit like a snake. Just to be sure it wasn’t, I rolled it with my foot. Then the “root” coiled up and hissed at me. In my defense, the sun was down and it should have known the rules and left.

I walked around it to let it ponder its lapse in following snake etiquette properly.

Give him a little blue pill.That’ll get rid of the wrinkles ;)

Not to worry, it’ll be okay after a moult or two…

Olive Oyl’s not bad either

time to shed. To exuviate.

Where’s the fat broad when she could do some good with her club?