B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for July 01, 2021

He doesn’t know the dangers of living near a volcano.

How about: Run for your life!

Too bad you didn’t get the permits first.

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade!

Time to get the marshmallows.

“I could do without the sulfur-scented air freshener though.”

Early optimist

Silver linings, until it blows….

But you know the rent is going to be higher now!

You gotta accent the positive, eliminate the negative.

I don’t know what the weather is like in B.C. Land, but the second to last thing I need here is to have a fireplace going.

The last thing I need is to live next to an active volcano.

Location, location, location

When life gives you lemons…. But you need to have some sugar handy!

That’s not a fireplace, it’s a lava-lamp.

I think I’ll invite Sara Dipity over for a drink.

I guess home improvement was sort of hit or miss back in the day. Funny how fast a “sky light” becomes a leak in the roof.

lemons——lemonade

Home improvement made easy. But wait until his Homeowners’ Association finds out.

He could name the area Ashville.

This is an example of looking on the bright side of life.

Don’t you realize, this is how horror movies start?

(⚆﹏ʖ ⚆)

…and a lava lamp at night.

Chicks will love it. Now, just a nice bottle of wine to top it off……

Pretty soon he can play ‘the floor is lava’ for real!

Tough neighborhood…

I watched a “Househunters International” episode once in which someone actually wanted a house close to a volcano because he thought it would be cool.

Positive attitude.

obviously he’s a pollyanna — look it up, kids (and bonus points to anyone who can whistle a tune by Doris Day that includes pollyanna in the lyric)

Live and learn.

Skylight is just a hole in the roof.