B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for November 09, 2021

I have always been temped to go to a yard sale & ask how much they wanted for the yard grass.

2 yard sticks, please. Do they come in blue?

Was wondering when they’d get around to that.

Reminds me of the time I tried to buy a garage at a garage sale.

No one would take my yard in trade.

Do you get to choose which state you get in an estate sale?

I was just watching a repeat of a Three’s Company episode (1979) where Janet says to Jack that they should hold a garage sale because the Ropers moved away and they want to raise money for a farewell party. To which Krissy says, “Why would I want to buy a garage? I don’t even own a car.” Ahh, those old garage sale jokes are timeless!

My kind of yard sale is filled with beer.

Reminds me of the time I saw a sign that said “Lots for Sale” and there was nothing there.

Absolutely the BEST real estate saying? “GET LOTS WHILE YOU’RE YOUNG!” ( Note: No apostrophe between the ‘T’ and the ‘S’ in LOTS!) So, is it about real estate, or about S*X?

The one time you can get away with telling your customers to “Sod Off”

If each piece sold was 3 feet by 3 feet, it could be a “Square Yard Yard Sale”.

Aren’t they ALL corner pieces…?

Some people buy sod instead of planting grass seed and waiting because they can’t defer grassification.

I want to buy someone yard to put my VW MiniBus up on Cinderblocks on his lawn

ha, that’s funny. :D

What surprises me is that in the UK they have “boot” sales, but not “welly” sales.

At least it’s not one of them ‘grudge sales’.

I bought the better part of a lawn once. They delivered it and all I had to do was roll it out and suddenly, I needed a lawn mower. …damn.

That’s a sod story.

And the plots lesson

My wife and I were mall walking a couple of years ago and came across a sale sign in a store, " Mix and match, All Womens Bottoms, Buy one get one 50% Off."

If they open another one close by will that start a turf war?

I lived near a sod farm years ago and one summer they tried a humorous approach putting up a billboard that said HUGE YARD SALE! …they said they dealt with a lot of very confused customers and never did that again. ( i told them I thought it was funny)

I might consider a Yard of Ale sale!

I’ve always been bemused by the phrase “free gift”. Really? How much do they normally charge for gifts?

State vice laws still prohibits public sodomizing of lawns.

Wait a minute. These are only a couple of square feet.

Yard sale, by the yard! In Europe, do they have “Meter sales”?

Now I’ve seen everything!

Harder than it sounds.

My process for asking for a piece of cake … more icing.

Been a standard joke with a friend of mine for years, whenever we see a “yard sale” sign, we have to ask the question the other one: “Do you need a yard?”

That’s more like a sod sale.

All the above comments are great, enjoying my coffee;-))

Makes sense – I guess they couldn’t very well have “garage sales”…

1st green retailer, hey its renewable!

This is what happens when you take things literally.

Oh, is that what happened to my yard? No, it is due to years of beloved canines! My backyard has, quite literally, gone to the dogs! Also, since I live in the Chesapeake Bay watershed, and my son the fish biologist did a summer internship researching the “health” of the Bay umpteen years ago, and learned how the dead zones were increasing at that time, he convinced me to stop using my commercial lawn service. Such lawn services and their chemicals used by homeowners in the the watershed add a significant amount to the demise of the ecosystem of the Chesapeake Bay.

Circular plots? A pi in the sky idea.

That’s amazing, folks! This might depict the actual first time that gag was used!

Sod farm.

…and then there is the fact you can’t buy a wall at Walmart.