B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for November 29, 2021

Flight envy resolved :)

“Now if I could just get him to catch me too. Flyign is fun. Landings hurt.”

Hope he can stick the landing…..

Maybe a blimp got stuck in one nostril…

Enjoy your flight! The landing is gonna be a b*tch though.

Why didn’t you just ask? I’m sure he’d oblige…..

Lucky he threw you upwards.

Free No-Frills Flight

For just a minute, NOT a flightless bird.

The way Grog whacks a golf ball I am sure the bird will get some height in his flying, but his landing will be a doozy.

I’m learning to fly but I ain’t got wings Coming down is the hardest thing —Tom Petty

“Houston Flight Control, did we launch something and not tell anyone about it?”

When in doubt, improvise.

So this is how he learned to fly….

Lucky bird. There was a 50 50 chance he would fly like an eagle or look like an ostrich.

Flying is the 2nd greatest thrill known to man. A successful landing is the greatest thrill known to man.

“Wow, what a thrill!”

[CRUMPle]

♪♫ “The thrill is gone… The thrill is gone away…” ♪♫

Henceforth, humans will have recurring dreams of flying

Taking off is easy. Landing not so much. He is called, a flightless bird, but what is his glide range.

He’s lucky Grog didn’t kick-start his launch!

any wonder some things are extinct?

So much for “flightless bird.”

I can fly. Hurray. However, how do I land?……

The first Apteryx that flies!!!

Whenever you have fun, you talk about yourself in conjunction with other people. “Weee!”

Oh the humanity.

He is an apteryx, a flightless bird. Until…

Desperate times call for desperate measures.

A Wish For Wings That Work.

What goes up. Must come down.