B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for November 27, 2022

be my guest …

Somebody should invent shoes

Be careful where you swim. “Ahhh!” Be careful where you step. “Ahhh!”

He will learn there is no safe place anywhere on Earth.

Lots of predators on land too.

More dangers than Ozzy land

I would not call it safer, but at least on land humans are the top of the food chain, save a few very minor exceptions

Somebody should watch where he’s going.

“Safer” is not “safe”, though.

Everything that lives, does so because it consumes something else.

Just wait till he gets married and meets the in-laws.

4….3….2….

LOL! I love it! ☺️

AHHH, all those missed opportunities for meals. AHHH, well back to the drawing board. Yip yip yip yip yip

Especially safer on the NYC Subway

not really… :}

You know, now that I think about it, most of the injuries I have gotten as a scuba diver have actually been on shore, or the boat, getting into or out of the water. No foolin’

So it would seem. Until ….

Land Shark.

AHHH!!! Ouch !!!

Looks like a sea urchin. Tread carefully.

actually it’s all the things in the ocean that you DON’T see that keeps me out of it

I’d like to know if the beach is sporting umbrellas or mushrooms with really thin stems.

Yes. We’re at the bottom of the food chain the ocean (and we’re uninvited.)

Red Rover Red Rover send Leviathan right over.

No its not. Hee hee. Well only a bit safer.

The Sunday funnies I get with the local newspaper makes this cartoon so small you can’t see the detail, especially the last panel!

Since he’s never worn shoes, his soles are too tough for that. I grew up that way, and thorns, nails, broken glass didn’t get through.