B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for June 01, 2023

With that skillset, he should be writing stump speeches

Open floor plan

But the potential, project home!

The first thing you need to install is a bear door.

First you have to imagine the possibilities.

A full bath? It’s never emptied and refilled?

Well, he’s being optimistic, so I hope he doesn’t cave-in to that negativity…..

Nice layout. A shame they have not invented interior walls yet.

The beginnings of the board game Clue?

Looks like an episode of This Old Cave.

A primary bed? What does it become after the election?

This rather reminds me of an L-shaped apartment I helped move a friend into. From the entry, you went directly to the toilet. To the left was the laundry; to the right was the kitchen/dinette, living room, and finally bedroom. She and her dog stayed there 2 months.

Very specific in what you want in your cave, huh?

The beginning of the “little house”.

Real estate agent said my house was “water view”: when I go to my mailbox to get my bills if I look left I can see the river. So there’s that.

Actually it’s an OK room not a great room.

go back 2 weeks ago on alley oop and get financing for the cave

An early relator.

That’s taking open concept to the extremes!

A front door would be nice. Keep out the animals?

Room for a pony? ☺

Use your imagination!

This is back when Century 21 was known as Century 1.

What? It looks way more comfortable than my first apartment. (Garage with a shower. Really.)

Where is the bar,pool room and spa?

Spin

They can dream. It looks like a NY city apartment. Yip yip yip yip yip

Many caves have “running water” in the pools and streams that flow through them. Fixtures? THAT is do it yourself.

Must also have a secondary exit and smoke alarms.

The first Feng Shui-ist…

Sounds like a well rounded house plan.

Peter has never been accused of lacking imagination. Ethics, yes.

They appear to be standing in the “kitchen”, yet I don’t see even a fire pit.