B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for August 13, 2023

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All you need to do to make money this way is to find a bigger sucker than yourself.

“Play the lottery”.

Or Lost Wages, as some call it.

Go to Vegas and roll the bones of the ancestors to help you with your bets.

Eh me is never knews there be cryptycurrency in B.C.

I went to Las Vegas in 2006. I put one dollar in a slot machine and got $1.65 back. I decided to quit while I was ahead.

I think you’re better off putting your money in the first five letters of “cryptocurrency”…

Visit Las Vegas for any 401(k)…they’re both legal gambling.

Cavemen got crypto!

Money only has the value that people believe it has.

Stocks have the physical backing of the company, paper currency has the backing of the country.

Crypto currency has the backing of … um …

How to make a small fortune trading crypto: start with a large one (drum roll…).

They’re all pyramid schemes. The only ones getting rich are the ones at the top.

Another game of chance to give false hope.

Sure. Let’s go with that. …you have better odds in Vegas though.

Las Vegas, Nevada holds no interest for me. My wife’s family had a small family reunion and we went there. We stayed at the Aria, which was really pretty nice and although we walked through the casino numerous times the 4 days we were there, neither one of us played a single slot machine or other game. Not that I’m against responsible gambling, but it just didn’t interest me or her. Once was enough to visit.

Exactly! In Vegas. you’ll learn your most important life lesson: The House always wins!

You could always try the deal where you take on delivering household stuff to subscribers while simultaneously trying to sign them up as distributers themselves and who will pay you a percentage of their take. Won’t use the name but many will remember.

Don’t.

The great thing about Vegas is you can walk for miles from one casino to another without ever having to go outside in the blazing sun

AcronymDefinitionFIRTFonds d’Investissement Routier et des Transports (French: Investment Fund and Road Transport)FIRTFertilizer Industry Round Table

First done in Tales of the Crypt. And the odds of losing your shirt are about the same.

Play Monopoly.

“Cryptocurrency” just another gimmick designed to fleece the public, no wonder the MEDIA praise it and its ‘virtues’.

Let few thousand years pass before you get the sensible answer.

Definitely a gamble. My son had something he had to buy with Bitcoin. It cost $7 at the time he bought $10 worth of bitcoin, the least he could buy. He said a little while later three dollars left was up like $200 and then dropped back down around $60. He is still only out three dollars.

More like a one-way trip for your currency.

Was told to play the slot closest to the front entrance, ‘cause it’s programmed to payout more..

Crypto has become another way to make a small fortune by starting with a big one.

Truth!