Actually snails don’t need a mate, they’re hermaphrodites! I thought it might be fun to have a snail for a pet so I brought home ONE snail from the local mountain range. I had read up about how to take care of it, what it liked to eat etc but didn’t really know how they reproduced until after a month or so I noticed a tiny little white ball in the terrarium, it was an egg! It was then that I looked up and learned they’re hermaphrodites! Within a few months there were literally dozens of (admittedly adorable!) tiny snails everywhere! They were born complete with minute shells and not much bigger than this “O”! They could (rather noisily) chomp through an entire head of lettuce in a couple of hours!
seanfear 9 months ago
may we recommend the V pill?
pschearer Premium Member 9 months ago
How does she put on her lipstick?
angelolady Premium Member 9 months ago
Love those eyelashes.
notmoving Premium Member 9 months ago
who knew humans and snails had so much in common?
Frankie5466 9 months ago
Actually snails don’t need a mate, they’re hermaphrodites! I thought it might be fun to have a snail for a pet so I brought home ONE snail from the local mountain range. I had read up about how to take care of it, what it liked to eat etc but didn’t really know how they reproduced until after a month or so I noticed a tiny little white ball in the terrarium, it was an egg! It was then that I looked up and learned they’re hermaphrodites! Within a few months there were literally dozens of (admittedly adorable!) tiny snails everywhere! They were born complete with minute shells and not much bigger than this “O”! They could (rather noisily) chomp through an entire head of lettuce in a couple of hours!
Izzy Moreno 9 months ago
Woah!
markkahler52 9 months ago
Loaded!!
twstd 9 months ago
Ouch!
jagedlo 9 months ago
Shot down by the Mrs.!
jslabotnik 9 months ago
Like the Pointer Sisters, she wants a man with a slow hand. But stuck with those with no hands.
deojaideep aka Courage 9 months ago
Woah!! That went dark quickly!!! Bring on the Comic Censors from Pearls!
Count Olaf Premium Member 9 months ago
Ew David… get out the brain bleach or that image is going to be in The Count’s mind all day. Unpleasant.
DEACON FRED 9 months ago
OOPSEE!!
More Coffee Please! Premium Member 9 months ago
Ouch!
tygrkhat40 9 months ago
Me-ow.
oish 9 months ago
First read that as “Snail Gas” – thinking the poor guy couldn’t sleep with his operculum shut on his shell at night. Need more coffee
Just-me 9 months ago
A rather personal and unkind observation to share. It may be true, but it isn’t very nice to just come out and say it like that.
ladykat 9 months ago
I like snails with garlic butter.
dpatrickryan Premium Member 9 months ago
Ok boomer.
Old Time Tales 9 months ago
Slow and steady wins the race, Mrs. Snail.
HOTLOTUS1 9 months ago
HIYO! Badabing badaboom
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 9 months ago
Wow! Risque !
zeexenon 9 months ago
I got slimed.
Blaven 9 months ago
That’s one racy comic about snail loving.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace 9 months ago
“Well you SAID to hurry it up because you had lots of other things to do.”
Zebrastripes 9 months ago
TMI
rockyridge1977 9 months ago
Subtle but true.
tcayer 9 months ago
When I hear that radio commercial for language teaching, and the woman exclaims “Fifteen minutes isn’t LONG!” I always think, I pity her poor husband!
saylorgirl 9 months ago
LOL…
Ron Bauerle 9 months ago
Have fun explaining that one to the kids…