B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for February 03, 2024

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    seanfear  9 months ago

    may we recommend the V pill?

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    pschearer Premium Member 9 months ago

    How does she put on her lipstick?

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    angelolady Premium Member 9 months ago

    Love those eyelashes.

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    notmoving Premium Member 9 months ago

    who knew humans and snails had so much in common?

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    Frankie5466  9 months ago

    Actually snails don’t need a mate, they’re hermaphrodites! I thought it might be fun to have a snail for a pet so I brought home ONE snail from the local mountain range. I had read up about how to take care of it, what it liked to eat etc but didn’t really know how they reproduced until after a month or so I noticed a tiny little white ball in the terrarium, it was an egg! It was then that I looked up and learned they’re hermaphrodites! Within a few months there were literally dozens of (admittedly adorable!) tiny snails everywhere! They were born complete with minute shells and not much bigger than this “O”! They could (rather noisily) chomp through an entire head of lettuce in a couple of hours!

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    Izzy Moreno  9 months ago

    Woah!

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    markkahler52  9 months ago

    Loaded!!

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    twstd  9 months ago

    Ouch!

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    jagedlo  9 months ago

    Shot down by the Mrs.!

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    jslabotnik  9 months ago

    Like the Pointer Sisters, she wants a man with a slow hand. But stuck with those with no hands.

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    deojaideep aka Courage  9 months ago

    Woah!! That went dark quickly!!! Bring on the Comic Censors from Pearls!

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    Count Olaf Premium Member 9 months ago

    Ew David… get out the brain bleach or that image is going to be in The Count’s mind all day. Unpleasant.

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    DEACON FRED  9 months ago

    OOPSEE!!

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    More Coffee Please! Premium Member 9 months ago

    Ouch!

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    tygrkhat40  9 months ago

    Me-ow.

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    oish  9 months ago

    First read that as “Snail Gas” – thinking the poor guy couldn’t sleep with his operculum shut on his shell at night. Need more coffee

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    Just-me  9 months ago

    A rather personal and unkind observation to share. It may be true, but it isn’t very nice to just come out and say it like that.

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    ladykat  9 months ago

    I like snails with garlic butter.

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    dpatrickryan Premium Member 9 months ago

    Ok boomer.

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    Old Time Tales  9 months ago

    Slow and steady wins the race, Mrs. Snail.

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    HOTLOTUS1  9 months ago

    HIYO! Badabing badaboom

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 9 months ago

    Wow! Risque !

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    zeexenon  9 months ago

    I got slimed.

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    Blaven  9 months ago

    That’s one racy comic about snail loving.

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  9 months ago

    “Well you SAID to hurry it up because you had lots of other things to do.”

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    Zebrastripes  9 months ago

    TMI

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    rockyridge1977  9 months ago

    Subtle but true.

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    tcayer  9 months ago

    When I hear that radio commercial for language teaching, and the woman exclaims “Fifteen minutes isn’t LONG!” I always think, I pity her poor husband!

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    saylorgirl  9 months ago

    LOL…

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    Ron Bauerle  9 months ago

    Have fun explaining that one to the kids…

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