B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for February 03, 2024

may we recommend the V pill?

How does she put on her lipstick?

Love those eyelashes.

who knew humans and snails had so much in common?

Actually snails don’t need a mate, they’re hermaphrodites! I thought it might be fun to have a snail for a pet so I brought home ONE snail from the local mountain range. I had read up about how to take care of it, what it liked to eat etc but didn’t really know how they reproduced until after a month or so I noticed a tiny little white ball in the terrarium, it was an egg! It was then that I looked up and learned they’re hermaphrodites! Within a few months there were literally dozens of (admittedly adorable!) tiny snails everywhere! They were born complete with minute shells and not much bigger than this “O”! They could (rather noisily) chomp through an entire head of lettuce in a couple of hours!

Woah!

Loaded!!

Ouch!

Shot down by the Mrs.!

Like the Pointer Sisters, she wants a man with a slow hand. But stuck with those with no hands.

Woah!! That went dark quickly!!! Bring on the Comic Censors from Pearls!

Ew David… get out the brain bleach or that image is going to be in The Count’s mind all day. Unpleasant.

OOPSEE!!

Ouch!

Me-ow.

First read that as “Snail Gas” – thinking the poor guy couldn’t sleep with his operculum shut on his shell at night. Need more coffee

A rather personal and unkind observation to share. It may be true, but it isn’t very nice to just come out and say it like that.

I like snails with garlic butter.

Ok boomer.

Slow and steady wins the race, Mrs. Snail.

HIYO! Badabing badaboom

Wow! Risque !

I got slimed.

That’s one racy comic about snail loving.

“Well you SAID to hurry it up because you had lots of other things to do.”

TMI

Subtle but true.

When I hear that radio commercial for language teaching, and the woman exclaims “Fifteen minutes isn’t LONG!” I always think, I pity her poor husband!

LOL…

Have fun explaining that one to the kids…