B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for September 24, 2024

There ya go!

It’s not surprising that a fool and his money are soon parted, the mystery is how they got together in the first place.

Reminds me of “If I took the dime, they’d quit offering me my choice.”

How do you keep a fool in suspense?

I will tell you tomorrow.

Clams got swiped!

An oldie but a goodie.

“Clams for sale: 2 clams.”

“What’s the difference between my clams and your clams?”

“One clam.”

Can you do it a little slower and explain it to me?

So this the first time this gag be invented eh.

Those fools find out who they are the day after election day that gave millions of dollars to the campaign of the loser.

Forerunner to the slot machine.