Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for December 18, 2024

He is the coach so do what John says!

“Screw your "problems “, you’re helping me with mine!”

Based on Nate’s previous basketball games, his class will be doing wind sprints for the rest of their lives.

If Nate ends up doing wind sprints in these weather conditions, that would be a lot of wind

Imagine an arc in which Coach John turns out to be Kim’s father.

Assuming Friday will be the last school day before Christmas holiday with classes resuming in the first week of January, “no wind sprints for the rest of the year” amounts to two school days without wind sprints.

Dang, stakes risen XD tho I doubt there’s a situation where coach john wouldn’t just keep making them run wind sprints.

8\10, I like Nate’s audacity here and the wind art really adds to the atmosphere

Just throw the ball Nate. You don’t want to do wind sprints.

POV: you have to get a 6th grader to knock your toupee out of a tree because you’re balding and can’t see your feet :o

Let me guess… tomorrow, the ball somehow gets stuck in the tree?

For Nate’s impertinence, Coach John should say “Drop an’ give me twenty!”

At least Coach John isn’t grumbling about his ex-wife.

IT’S A HAIR REPLACEMENT SYSTEM !!!!!

Coach John is nothing but a bully.

he turned a smile to a frown

He is the teacher and you are the student…….think about it!!!!

Nate, take my advice from two days ago……hijack said rug, and hold it for ransom!…….(I mentioned the frickin’ wind-sprints, but you MIGHT work in a ’lil Skittles deal, too…….)……

Well, Christmas is in a week

It’s the same and opposite

What a way to twist somebody’s words lmao

OFFICIAL CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN: days:7!

No pressure Nate!

7 days!

gg, coach

Why can’t John throw it himself? Is he Samson, his strength is in his (fake) hair?

I am commenting this on both Big Nate and Breaking Cat News.

I am tired of the kids at my school. They’re always so mature. And I don’t mean mature as in mature topics like Bluey, I mean mature as in South Park. They swear a lot, make “references,” and they do it during breakfast/lunch or when there are no teachers around. I am very tired of this behavior and am telling it to you, because I love you all. Because of this, I am quitting Gocomics. I will probably comment a few times, but I might stop. I may come back, but for now, goodbye.

With love, Radkins27, Teardrop, Animatic, Dreartop, Ⓙⓐⓧ, and my true identity, River Adkins.

This kind of ruins the running gag over the toupee.

I’m betting that the ball also gets stuck

A week until Christmas!

Just get it done, and hope you have good accuracy. I’m betting you’re gonna get the ball stuck, though.

Day “school year” Nate!

Conventional wisdom would dictate that using a ladder is the best way to go. But, using a basketball (and getting it stuck, as several here have suggested) would lend itself to comedy.

The coach is so good in diplomacy.

Nate still has yet to learn the very important life skill of shutting up, and never will learn it.

ya there cooked.