The scenery will be even more beautiful the day after the colonoscopy. And if you schedule it for February rather than August, you probably won’t miss much in the way of nice weather.
Colonoscopies are easy, quick, and painless. As at least one other commenter already posted, it’s the prep that’s the bad part. Take everything you use to entertain and amuse yourself into the toilet. You’ll be in, and out, and sitting there, for a good while.
Not funny, Sir. Colon cancer is the second leading cause of preventable death in the USA. That’s funny to you? My father died of colon cancer. My MIL has had it twice. Colon cancer is t funny. How about a retraction or apology?
I so wish that these dumb jokes about colonoscopies would stop. Yeah the prep is a drag but overall it’s no big deal, and it saves lives. Many lives. Like my dad’s, and probably mine too. Making jokes about what a miserable ordeal it is, just distorts it and discourages people from getting them.
BE THIS GUY almost 5 years ago
Is she trying to tell him something?
rekam Premium Member almost 5 years ago
There was a news anchor in Los Angeles who didn’t want to have one. He died of colon cancer.
Kaputnik almost 5 years ago
And yet, it’s beautiful days like this that would probably be used in a TV commercial urging you to get one.
blunebottle almost 5 years ago
Good laugh today!….but seriously, always try to eat healthy and seek out good anti-cancer herbs and compounds.
A Common 'tator almost 5 years ago
I didn’t need reminding that my MRI is next Thursday…
!!ǝlɐ⅁ Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Yes, the view of the lake is beautiful, but that’s one hell of a mental leap to having a tiny video camera stuck up his rectum!
nosirrom almost 5 years ago
Who needs a beautiful day to remind you if that?
jagedlo almost 5 years ago
So you’re waiting until a crappy weather day to do it?
descabro almost 5 years ago
You’d like to have more beautiful days? Then suck it up and have a colonoscopy.
rip_marco almost 5 years ago
To paraphrase Nancy Reagan: Be afraid of the cancer not the procedure.
Michael G. almost 5 years ago
You may end up very, very sorry.
MFJR almost 5 years ago
This is 3 days late for me LOL
HarryLime Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Mine was a lifesaver. Surgery a couple of days later remove a large section of my main bowel 25 years ago. Clean checkups ever since!
cdward almost 5 years ago
Yeah, I’m due soon. Maybe if I don’t think about it……
rickmac1937 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
The prep is the worst part
James Johnson almost 5 years ago
My wife skipped her last colonoscopy and now has stage 4 colon cancer.
rroxxanna almost 5 years ago
The scenery will be even more beautiful the day after the colonoscopy. And if you schedule it for February rather than August, you probably won’t miss much in the way of nice weather.
gigagrouch almost 5 years ago
It saved my brother’s life about 30+ years ago.
Teto85 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
I had one when I was 45. Clean. I have taken those simple tests ever since. Clean. Getting another this upcoming Leap Year Day. Expect to be clean.
Holden Awn almost 5 years ago
Colonoscopies are easy, quick, and painless. As at least one other commenter already posted, it’s the prep that’s the bad part. Take everything you use to entertain and amuse yourself into the toilet. You’ll be in, and out, and sitting there, for a good while.
the lost wizard almost 5 years ago
Life sucks. Then you die.
Andrew Sleeth almost 5 years ago
Then don’t. The worry, aggravation and money you spare yourself may lead to better health and beautiful days to enjoy.
brick10 almost 5 years ago
It’s beautiful days like that which remind why you SHOULD.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 5 years ago
Better that than die from colo-rectal cancer. The procedure is easy, they knock you out now, the preparation is hard.
SteveNavarra almost 5 years ago
Not funny, Sir. Colon cancer is the second leading cause of preventable death in the USA. That’s funny to you? My father died of colon cancer. My MIL has had it twice. Colon cancer is t funny. How about a retraction or apology?
heathcliff2 almost 5 years ago
A beautiful puzzle.
byamrcn almost 5 years ago
I so wish that these dumb jokes about colonoscopies would stop. Yeah the prep is a drag but overall it’s no big deal, and it saves lives. Many lives. Like my dad’s, and probably mine too. Making jokes about what a miserable ordeal it is, just distorts it and discourages people from getting them.