Bliss by Harry Bliss for January 17, 2020

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 5 years ago

    Is she trying to tell him something?

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    rekam Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    There was a news anchor in Los Angeles who didn’t want to have one. He died of colon cancer.

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    Kaputnik  almost 5 years ago

    And yet, it’s beautiful days like this that would probably be used in a TV commercial urging you to get one.

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    blunebottle  almost 5 years ago

    Good laugh today!….but seriously, always try to eat healthy and seek out good anti-cancer herbs and compounds.

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    A Common 'tator  almost 5 years ago

    I didn’t need reminding that my MRI is next Thursday…

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    !!ǝlɐ⅁ Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Yes, the view of the lake is beautiful, but that’s one hell of a mental leap to having a tiny video camera stuck up his rectum!

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    nosirrom  almost 5 years ago

    Who needs a beautiful day to remind you if that?

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    jagedlo  almost 5 years ago

    So you’re waiting until a crappy weather day to do it?

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    descabro  almost 5 years ago

    You’d like to have more beautiful days? Then suck it up and have a colonoscopy.

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    rip_marco  almost 5 years ago

    To paraphrase Nancy Reagan: Be afraid of the cancer not the procedure.

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    Michael G.  almost 5 years ago

    You may end up very, very sorry.

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    MFJR  almost 5 years ago

    This is 3 days late for me LOL

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    HarryLime Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Mine was a lifesaver. Surgery a couple of days later remove a large section of my main bowel 25 years ago. Clean checkups ever since!

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    cdward  almost 5 years ago

    Yeah, I’m due soon. Maybe if I don’t think about it……

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    rickmac1937 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    The prep is the worst part

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    James Johnson  almost 5 years ago

    My wife skipped her last colonoscopy and now has stage 4 colon cancer.

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    rroxxanna  almost 5 years ago

    The scenery will be even more beautiful the day after the colonoscopy. And if you schedule it for February rather than August, you probably won’t miss much in the way of nice weather.

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    gigagrouch  almost 5 years ago

    It saved my brother’s life about 30+ years ago.

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    Teto85 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    I had one when I was 45. Clean. I have taken those simple tests ever since. Clean. Getting another this upcoming Leap Year Day. Expect to be clean.

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    Holden Awn  almost 5 years ago

    Colonoscopies are easy, quick, and painless. As at least one other commenter already posted, it’s the prep that’s the bad part. Take everything you use to entertain and amuse yourself into the toilet. You’ll be in, and out, and sitting there, for a good while.

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    the lost wizard  almost 5 years ago

    Life sucks. Then you die.

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    Andrew Sleeth  almost 5 years ago

    Then don’t. The worry, aggravation and money you spare yourself may lead to better health and beautiful days to enjoy.

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    brick10  almost 5 years ago

    It’s beautiful days like that which remind why you SHOULD.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  almost 5 years ago

    Better that than die from colo-rectal cancer. The procedure is easy, they knock you out now, the preparation is hard.

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    SteveNavarra  almost 5 years ago

    Not funny, Sir. Colon cancer is the second leading cause of preventable death in the USA. That’s funny to you? My father died of colon cancer. My MIL has had it twice. Colon cancer is t funny. How about a retraction or apology?

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    heathcliff2  almost 5 years ago

    A beautiful puzzle.

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    byamrcn  almost 5 years ago

    I so wish that these dumb jokes about colonoscopies would stop. Yeah the prep is a drag but overall it’s no big deal, and it saves lives. Many lives. Like my dad’s, and probably mine too. Making jokes about what a miserable ordeal it is, just distorts it and discourages people from getting them.

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