Oh, but don’t you know? That’s how dogs read! When they turn a book upside-down, to THEM, it’s right-side-up! He’s reading Stephen King, dude. He really CAN’T hear you. I get just as engrossed in Stephen King books or books by his son, Joe Hill.
Back in an algebra class in high school a girl (Devon) was reading a book hidden in her text book. The teacher tells her “Devon, put the book away and do your algebra.” She replied “I AM doing my algebra!” Teacher “Then why do you have your book upside-down?” She looked at the cover and then her face turned beet red!
HA! OUR dogs are well trained! All I have to do when our younger dog is in my chair in my husband’s office is stand in the doorway and look at him. Then walk over and put my hands on my hips. Then stare at him some more. Then say “GET OUT OF MY CHAIR!” Yep. OUR dogs are well trained!
BE THIS GUY almost 4 years ago
First come…
Georgette Washington Bunny almost 4 years ago
Careful, he’s reading Cujo.
blunebottle almost 4 years ago
Hmph. Dumb dog. He’ll never fool him that way.
The Reader Premium Member almost 4 years ago
It’s more challenging to read it this way.
Breadboard almost 4 years ago
The dog is thinking your chair = my chair ;-)
Jeff0811 almost 4 years ago
To paraphrase one of the Far Side comics today, the dog speaking, Careful Jack, I know things about you.
Kabana_Bhoy almost 4 years ago
˙ssǝɹԀ uǝʇɐlԀ ƃɹǝqlǝpᴉǝH lɐuᴉƃᴉɹO uɐ ɹoɟ ɯooɹ sᴉɥ ʞɔǝɥƆ ˙ʎllɐnuɐɯ ǝdʎʇ ʇǝs ʎlqɐqoɹd uɐɔ ǝH
jagedlo almost 4 years ago
Bribe him with a treat…
bookworm0812 almost 4 years ago
Oh, but don’t you know? That’s how dogs read! When they turn a book upside-down, to THEM, it’s right-side-up! He’s reading Stephen King, dude. He really CAN’T hear you. I get just as engrossed in Stephen King books or books by his son, Joe Hill.
J Short almost 4 years ago
Even more impressive, he’s also reading it backwards.
uniquename almost 4 years ago
He’s a double dyslexic. Backwards and upside down.
Diat60 almost 4 years ago
Easy to see who’s master here.
tiomax almost 4 years ago
Back in an algebra class in high school a girl (Devon) was reading a book hidden in her text book. The teacher tells her “Devon, put the book away and do your algebra.” She replied “I AM doing my algebra!” Teacher “Then why do you have your book upside-down?” She looked at the cover and then her face turned beet red!
Lee26 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Cats are the same way.
willie_mctell almost 4 years ago
I’ve dealt with cats in this situation. When I pick them up and move them they make threats and call me names.
dogday Premium Member almost 4 years ago
HA! OUR dogs are well trained! All I have to do when our younger dog is in my chair in my husband’s office is stand in the doorway and look at him. Then walk over and put my hands on my hips. Then stare at him some more. Then say “GET OUT OF MY CHAIR!” Yep. OUR dogs are well trained!
Sailor46 USN 65-95 almost 4 years ago
If you want the best seat in the house, you’ll have to move the dog.