As a little kid, I lived in the low desert. My grandparents lived outside town, far enough away that you could really see the night sky beautifully. An ex-Navy uncle would take my sister and me out and show us the stars, tell us their names, and all that. I remember thinking it sounded like he was talking about old friends. In a way, I guess he was.
BE THIS GUY about 1 month ago
• Mommy will bring this up at the custody hearing.
Zykoic about 1 month ago
Then the supernova.
Doug K about 1 month ago
How can you tell? How do you know?
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member about 1 month ago
As if your facts would make any difference! Ha! Today’s proof is moot to any past argument with a woman!
grandvitara about 1 month ago
And then let’s have a nice night together on the couch.
The Reader Premium Member about 1 month ago
Oh look, Mars is ascending!
a sage about 1 month ago
Her reply, like mine, may be: “I read Astronomy magazine. Star and planet chart in every issue.”
juicebruce about 1 month ago
Do you really want to strike the Bee’s Nest ?
backyardcowboy about 1 month ago
Someone’s life expectancy is about to get shortened.
ThreeDogDad Premium Member about 1 month ago
Doesn’t matter what it is, he’ll be seeing stars soon anyway.
uniquename about 1 month ago
I notice he’s saying that when mommy’s not present.
MeGoNow Premium Member about 1 month ago
If you’re not careful, it’s gonna be Uranus… handed to you.
Lee26 Premium Member about 1 month ago
That would be WRONG, sir.
ladykat about 1 month ago
Let’s not and live longer.
prrdh about 1 month ago
And she can point out that it’s too dark, and the planet is too high in the sky, for it to be Venus.
elgrecousa Premium Member about 1 month ago
Poor guy, he’s giving a long pep talk to himself.
oakie817 about 1 month ago
you’re talking out Uranus
mousefumanchu Premium Member about 1 month ago
Ask a Service pilot. Or Navy officer. Navigation.
bwswolf about 1 month ago
Hope Daddy likes sleeping “UNDER” the Stars ….. ;)
thejanith Premium Member about 1 month ago
As a little kid, I lived in the low desert. My grandparents lived outside town, far enough away that you could really see the night sky beautifully. An ex-Navy uncle would take my sister and me out and show us the stars, tell us their names, and all that. I remember thinking it sounded like he was talking about old friends. In a way, I guess he was.
ExSubSailor about 1 month ago
It’s gonna be a long time before daddy gets anything from mom. And better get used to sleeping on the couch@
heathcliff2 about 1 month ago
Poor, kid. I expect she only likes being between Venus and Mercury.
Funniguy 30 days ago
It’s that old X-Y thing.