As a little kid, I lived in the low desert. My grandparents lived outside town, far enough away that you could really see the night sky beautifully. An ex-Navy uncle would take my sister and me out and show us the stars, tell us their names, and all that. I remember thinking it sounded like he was talking about old friends. In a way, I guess he was.
BE THIS GUY 30 days ago
• Mommy will bring this up at the custody hearing.
Zykoic 29 days ago
Then the supernova.
Doug K 29 days ago
How can you tell? How do you know?
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 29 days ago
As if your facts would make any difference! Ha! Today’s proof is moot to any past argument with a woman!
grandvitara 29 days ago
And then let’s have a nice night together on the couch.
The Reader Premium Member 29 days ago
Oh look, Mars is ascending!
a sage 29 days ago
Her reply, like mine, may be: “I read Astronomy magazine. Star and planet chart in every issue.”
juicebruce 29 days ago
Do you really want to strike the Bee’s Nest ?
backyardcowboy 29 days ago
Someone’s life expectancy is about to get shortened.
ThreeDogDad Premium Member 29 days ago
Doesn’t matter what it is, he’ll be seeing stars soon anyway.
uniquename 29 days ago
I notice he’s saying that when mommy’s not present.
MeGoNow Premium Member 29 days ago
If you’re not careful, it’s gonna be Uranus… handed to you.
Lee26 Premium Member 29 days ago
That would be WRONG, sir.
ladykat 29 days ago
Let’s not and live longer.
prrdh 29 days ago
And she can point out that it’s too dark, and the planet is too high in the sky, for it to be Venus.
elgrecousa Premium Member 29 days ago
Poor guy, he’s giving a long pep talk to himself.
oakie817 29 days ago
you’re talking out Uranus
mousefumanchu Premium Member 29 days ago
Ask a Service pilot. Or Navy officer. Navigation.
bwswolf 29 days ago
Hope Daddy likes sleeping “UNDER” the Stars ….. ;)
thejanith Premium Member 29 days ago
As a little kid, I lived in the low desert. My grandparents lived outside town, far enough away that you could really see the night sky beautifully. An ex-Navy uncle would take my sister and me out and show us the stars, tell us their names, and all that. I remember thinking it sounded like he was talking about old friends. In a way, I guess he was.
ExSubSailor 29 days ago
It’s gonna be a long time before daddy gets anything from mom. And better get used to sleeping on the couch@
heathcliff2 29 days ago
Poor, kid. I expect she only likes being between Venus and Mercury.
Funniguy 27 days ago
It’s that old X-Y thing.