Bloom County 2019 by Berkeley Breathed for March 31, 2017

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    Sherlock Watson  over 7 years ago

    This has been today’s crack story in brief.

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    Qiset  over 7 years ago

    I can hardly wait! What a wonderful First Lady!

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    e.groves  over 7 years ago

    The sun’s coming up and I just saw the moonrise.

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    edward thomas Premium Member over 7 years ago

    MY EYES! MY EYES!

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    A Hip loving Canadian...  over 7 years ago

    I just knew Opus would get to the bottom of it.

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    Piney Boy  over 7 years ago

    Krackatoa!

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    Masterskrain  over 7 years ago

    Penguin Patootie?

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    Godfreydaniel  over 7 years ago

    Is Melania playing the racy card?

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    windfinder  over 7 years ago

    I just got mooned by a short flightless bird. I can start my weekend now.

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    Coyoty Premium Member over 7 years ago

    In an alternate universe, we would have just seen his kiwi fruits.

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    HaroldRodriguez  over 7 years ago

    At the sight of a mooning flightless waterfowl,

    “Ack…ahem. PENGUIN LUST!!!”

    Careful, Opus. Don’t want to be booted out of the county again, don’t we?

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    Sisyphos  over 7 years ago

    Not a bit titillating, Opus. Not nice. She is FLOTUS!

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    RonBerg13 Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Did we really have to see that?

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    Ermine Notyours  over 7 years ago

    Penguins come from Antarctica, and I just saw someone’s south pole.

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    goblue86  over 7 years ago

    Our first lady is hotter than your first lady…just one of the many ways Trump is making america great again.

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    moontime70  over 7 years ago

    I am morbidly mortified!

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