This has been today’s crack story in brief.
I can hardly wait! What a wonderful First Lady!
The sun’s coming up and I just saw the moonrise.
MY EYES! MY EYES!
I just knew Opus would get to the bottom of it.
Krackatoa!
Penguin Patootie?
Is Melania playing the racy card?
I just got mooned by a short flightless bird. I can start my weekend now.
In an alternate universe, we would have just seen his kiwi fruits.
At the sight of a mooning flightless waterfowl,
“Ack…ahem. PENGUIN LUST!!!”
Careful, Opus. Don’t want to be booted out of the county again, don’t we?
Not a bit titillating, Opus. Not nice. She is FLOTUS!
Did we really have to see that?
Penguins come from Antarctica, and I just saw someone’s south pole.
Our first lady is hotter than your first lady…just one of the many ways Trump is making america great again.
I am morbidly mortified!
Berkeley Breathed
Sherlock Watson almost 8 years ago
This has been today’s crack story in brief.
Qiset almost 8 years ago
I can hardly wait! What a wonderful First Lady!
e.groves almost 8 years ago
The sun’s coming up and I just saw the moonrise.
edward thomas Premium Member almost 8 years ago
MY EYES! MY EYES!
A Hip loving Canadian... almost 8 years ago
I just knew Opus would get to the bottom of it.
Piney Boy almost 8 years ago
Krackatoa!
Masterskrain almost 8 years ago
Penguin Patootie?
Godfreydaniel almost 8 years ago
Is Melania playing the racy card?
windfinder almost 8 years ago
I just got mooned by a short flightless bird. I can start my weekend now.
Coyoty Premium Member almost 8 years ago
In an alternate universe, we would have just seen his kiwi fruits.
HaroldRodriguez almost 8 years ago
At the sight of a mooning flightless waterfowl,
“Ack…ahem. PENGUIN LUST!!!”
Careful, Opus. Don’t want to be booted out of the county again, don’t we?
Sisyphos almost 8 years ago
Not a bit titillating, Opus. Not nice. She is FLOTUS!
RonBerg13 Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Did we really have to see that?
Ermine Notyours almost 8 years ago
Penguins come from Antarctica, and I just saw someone’s south pole.
goblue86 almost 8 years ago
Our first lady is hotter than your first lady…just one of the many ways Trump is making america great again.
moontime70 almost 8 years ago
I am morbidly mortified!