Bottom Liners by Eric and Bill Teitelbaum for December 07, 2024

Better call the “Uh-oh Squad.”

I’m rather convinced that the term disgruntled means someone is no longer grunting and has shifted to silence or some other annoying emissions such as farting, snorting or hissing.

So much corruption.

The bouncing check came from Trump.

Oprah would’ve either waited for the checque to clear or insisted the checque be certified.

Typical Teitelbaum: weeks late and as funny as dimentia.

She’s over like Hillary. Let it go.

It was probably the other way around: “Kamala was disgruntled when Oprah’s check bounced”.

Fortunately, I know nothing about this.

touché

Ground fruit is the new low hanging fruit. When the alternative doesn’t even bother to pay his debts, your attempt at humor fails as usual.

Henry, on MASH, once noted that he wasn’t responsible for someone’s ‘gruntlement’.

So is this supposed to be funny? Funny is Trump selling cologne.

Why would Harris write a check to Oprah? If she did it wouldn’t bounce. They didn’t spend all the campaign money donated.

Is anyone ever totally gruntled?

Given all the people see gave money to who didn’t deliver, if the checks don’t bounce she should stop payment. OTOH she will probably be back in 2028 so ….

Whereas Mango Mussolini doesn’t actually pay anybody, but just gives them government postings where they can loot and pillage to their heart’s content.

Only A $billion+ budget and she and her crew mismanaged it $20 mil in the hole— wow imagine if she had the entire budget to blow ! Maybe we could get Hun7er to give us a few pointers on biz strategies the way he was picked to consult for Ukraine’s power group—- checks wouldn’t bounce… they’d just vanish —- whoops, “Pardon me” for saying that

even allowing for the lag time between creation and posting of strips, this one’s a tad out-dated…