Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for November 30, 2018

Furries!

If Pam doesn’t know that there’s a guy on the space station running around in a cat suit, she needs to get out more.

Pam, you wouldn’t have made that mistake if he’d said he was a donut person. Or a balloon person. So why the problem with cat people?

I’m a cat person who hasn’t had one in over 30 years. Does this mean I can’t wear the suit anymore?

So Pam likes cats eh.

As long as his litter-box is always clean and in the bathroom, not the kitchen…

On the positive side, he probably comes equipped with a cool Giorgio Moroder/David Bowie soundtrack.

And he has something to say to you, Pam: “MmeeeeeeOOWWWW!”

“Hello, my name is Tom, and I’m a cat person.” – “Welcome, Tom!”

Kinky.

Funny.

Need to hook this guy up with the lady on today’s “Speed Bump”.

Don’t wanna see his litter box.

When, under “Hobbies”, he says he likes looking for birds, it doesn’t mean he’s English…

Someone needs to tell Pam that we humans don’t “own” cats – THEY own US!

“I meant I find them palatable when properly prepared.”

He said he loved Broadway play. Singular.

Nobody owns a cat. The cat owns you.

Anyone remember the Monty Python routine called The Mouse Problem? It was about mouse-men. Not one of their most popular routines, but it’s on YouTube.