Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for March 26, 2021

Let’s break for lunch. I believe we’re having roast goat with cabbage.

Keep the cabbage. Gimme the goat. (Mmmmm…. Mutton!)

Pam want’s to form a society based on wolves and Brewster is trying to figure out how to put oars on the box. (It hasn’t occurred to him that goats can’t row.)

“We’re gonna need a bigger boat!” – from some fish movie

Seems accurate.

This entire arc feels like an episode of Sealab 2021.

#GoatMeatisMurder#CabbagePatchCows#WolfRidingdaHood

You take the cabbage across. The wolf eats the goat. Then you only have to make one trip.

“And you all stay out of my Wolfenstein! Here, we… Hey, where’d all these Nazis come from!?”

They should change their names to Larry, Curly and Moe.

You can’t be serious! Why do you keep trying? It’s like I said. This is way to complicated for the meager minds of the crew of R.U. Sirius!

As many have pointed out, the cabbage is too light to require a separate trip. I think I prefer the other version someone mentioned, with the goose and a sack of corn.

Oh for cryin…. Throw the cabbage across, then wolf in the boat then the goat.

Breaking for lunch is usually the most team-building exercise of these “team-building experiences”…

Just cancel the exercise and conclude there’s no intelligent life there.

It seems like it should be dinner.

And – they’ve learned all too well from American politics.

Here I thought Dr. Mel would try to cross a wolf with a goat and a cabbage.

Tame the wolf. Coleslaw the cabbage. Cook the cabrito. Sit back on the boat and fish.

As a contrarian, I like all their contrary opinions.

It seems to me that you’d have soup if you were cross a river with a wolf, goat, and cabbage.