Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for August 29, 2022

Proving there is always more than one solution to most issues.

Does anyone even making it that small?

The same way the elephant got into Groucho’s pajamas.

I guess it wouldn’t be very nice if you slap him up side the head. Would it, Pam.

Brewster should wear camouflage.

I would venture to say that Brewster is not the “brightest/smartest” person – on the R.U. Sirius!!

/SHNARK/

Have you tried asking nicely? And using “Please”?

It also helps if you get them ticked off.

Swing and a miss

Put them in a pile with a sign that says Black Friday Sale.

And if there are lots of tick, that would mean poly-ticks.

The site probably says, “when you wear light colored clothing….” The way she said it, it could be taken Brewster’s way, too.

You can tell if it’s a Class M planet by the proliferation of Roddenberries.

Bribe their tailor… ☺

How would you get the ticks…..

Great, there goes my sleep tonight.

And who wants spotted ticks?

Bribe them with some little candy bars.

I’ve always wondered that!

He needs an instruction manual to operate a light switch.

Keep watch for ticks.

Ba-da-bum!

With any luck they will be ten feet high so seeing them will be easier.

Y’all know there a several “tick borne” ailments out there.. starting with the well known Lyme Disease. Well, there’s a new one that should scare most of Y’all ta deff! Alpha Gal Syndrome. 10% of the folks I know have contracted it in the past few years, and it’s scary! Any one who gets it becomes allergic to ALL mammalian products.. as in walk into a kitchen where someone is cooking bacon and go into anaphylactic shock, eat a salad that was cut up with a knife that (even after being scalded clean) has ever cut a piece of mammal flesh and die… take a dose of medicine that was coated using a cows hoof and you’re gone. That last one is the scariest as most folks in the medical field have never even herd of this disease… much less know anything about it, and there are SO many medicines that have mammalian ingredients that aren’t even listed on the packaging. IF any of you have the bad luck to get this.. PLEASE get a medic alert bracelet so should you find yourself in the E.R. the folks there will at least know to go look it up and not give you any medicine that could do more harm than good. Lost 2 good friends already because of this. Please be careful.

(snort) (snort) HAHAHAH

Just wait until he encounters the Rigelian deer flies!

Ingenious and hilarious!

Ticks? I have only one thing to say:

SPOON!!

maybe he could make an instructional tick-tock video…

I’m beginning to think that Brewster is modelled after uncle Joe