Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for April 24, 2023

We rarely go out and never have delivery, unless you count me as the delivery guy. I tip myself.

Not to forget the countries where a tip is so unusual that some take it as an insult.

Was the pizza (still) hot?

Who tips at a cafeteria?

Hello. My name is Soyuz and I’ll be your server tonight.

Had any of the food been “sampled?”

The worst is having a tip jar at a carry out place.

Can’t help but think of John McEnroe.

Well you live in a space station in orbit above the planet. So the doordash tip should be 20%++ and a 5 star rating. After all McDonald’s has, as of yet, not opened a orbiting space restaurant.

As a space station, I would think they’d find tipping extremely dangerous.

If it was a free delivery, the tip should cover time and mileage.

Darn, they forgot the honey-mustard sauce!

Ah Cliff, what do you mean ‘we’?

If that’s Cliff’s daily pizza supply, he should handle the tip.

Cue Blue Danube Waltz!