I like spiders. They get rid of bugs I don’t want. I like snakes, they help get rid of rodents I don’t want, except when they manage to crawl into an enclosure with live parts, turning themselves into carbon and taking the station off the air in the process.
FreihEitner Premium Member about 1 month ago
A typical Dr. Mel solution.
rcham2k about 1 month ago
at least its not the kracken
old_geek about 1 month ago
Quickest way to forget about your feet hurting is to wack your thumb…
Ratkin Premium Member about 1 month ago
The bats will eat the spiders and the snakes will eat the bats. I don’t know why she swallowed the fly.
enigmamz about 1 month ago
Next, the buzzing wasps!
SHIVA about 1 month ago
Well, the snakes will feast on the spiders, and then the bats will feast on the snakes!!!
Bilan about 1 month ago
The only thing worse than this is being locked in a space station with Dr Mel.
The Reader Premium Member about 1 month ago
I don’t like spiders and snakes and that ain’t what it takes…
therese_callahan2002 about 1 month ago
Ensign Kenny don’t like spiders and snakes, and that ain’t what it takes….
Gent about 1 month ago
Sends in that face hugging alien. That’ll makes him forgets them earthly critters.
jonescientific about 1 month ago
Kenny has something a lot worse wrong with him than arachnophobia if he let Dr Mel talk him into getting into that tube!
LawrenceS about 1 month ago
Wonder how Dr. Mel got Ensign Kenny in the tube?
“Ensign Kenny, I’ve developed a way to help you over your fear of spiders.”
“Wow, great… Uh, what do you do.”
“Just stand in here and let me close the tube.”
Why would anyone who knows Dr. Mel agree to anything he suggests?
fencie about 1 month ago
Spiders, snakes and bats I could cope with. Stick a two-year-old child in there and I’m a goner.
ChessPirate about 1 month ago
“Hmm… Weasels? Wolverines? Grizzlies?”
“Um… Ensign Kenny? Hello?” [Knock, knock]
mokspr Premium Member about 1 month ago
Yeah Doc, maybe you shouldn’t source your supply of spiders and snakes from Australia…
Calvins Brother about 1 month ago
What? No scorpions?
biz.gocomics about 1 month ago
Very mad scientist…
wardde44 about 1 month ago
The one to be afraid of is Dr. Mel.
Drbarb71 Premium Member about 1 month ago
He’s a bad man. A bad man. Send him to the cornfield.
bobr2 about 1 month ago
I like spiders. They get rid of bugs I don’t want. I like snakes, they help get rid of rodents I don’t want, except when they manage to crawl into an enclosure with live parts, turning themselves into carbon and taking the station off the air in the process.
Stephen Gilberg about 1 month ago
Here’s another approach: “Stop it or I’ll bury you alive in a box!”
dv about 1 month ago
Time to order some more ensigns
cuzinron47 about 1 month ago
They must an excellent pension plan for Ensign Kenny to take this abuse for so long. It’s obvious they don’t make rank very easily.
DaBump Premium Member about 1 month ago
Those would all be fine with me, until a snake or bat peed or pooped on me.
David Rickard Premium Member about 1 month ago
In the next universe over, Dr. Mel designed Room 101 for Oceania.
StephenRice about 1 month ago
I was afraid of that!
eddi-TBH about 1 month ago
I avoid aversion therapy.
richardjohnsonvp about 1 month ago
This is known as the Jim Stafford Conundrum.
chriscc63 about 1 month ago
this should work.