Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for November 20, 2024

The redder the better!

So why are you still green?

The problem with those blondes and redheads is that they’ll be bald soon.

So, you admit it.

Only her arborist knows for sure!

the accusing tree saying it gets “a little jealous when” is not quite true — It’s always jealous — It’s ever green.

He blames his mother for his behavior. She was a beech, so he’ll always be a son of a …

Do the upper limbs match the lower?

Trees is evergreen where me be.

Here, in Australia, it’s just turned spring. Trees are green, warming up nicely. There would be no blondes or redhead. Shame though, I love red heads. By the way, I don’t live in Australia, just kidding around with you.

Reminds me of the joke about how the single-earring trend started with men.

“My wife found it in the back seat of my car.”

Maybe you’ll be happier with you own kind, those inter-species relationship rarely work.

Some of them are deadheads.