Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for April 23, 2024

Roadkill.

Is that more effective than the ejector seat? Or does James Bond hold the copyright to it?

Br007m-Hilda!! I like it!

As long as it’s an open top an ejector seat would be a good option.

Do buzzards feast on dead buzzards?

No, Broomie, that’s the ejection seat option, not trap door option.

Trap door? Not nearly as much fun as an ejector seat.

WWI Canadian flying ace, Bill Barker VC, had a trap door installed in the aircraft he used to parachute spies behind enemy lines, after one of them had a change of heart.

I didn’t know that ’55 Plymouths had those. I thought the lever on the dash was just for the transmission.

A high school friend had a VW Bug with one, except we all knew not to step in the rust hole.

He name is Bond, Broomhilda Bond.

Or get an ejection seat! Either works.

“You didn’t get an undercoat! Your Muffler is rusting! Your Tail-light is out!”

Presumably an ejection seat wouldn’t work because he could just fly away.

An ejector seat might be more humane, if it ejected the passenger off the road and gave him a fighting chance to escape before getting run over.

Or ejection seat

My car has an “eject” button on the dash. Unfortunately it only ejects the tape, not the passenger.

I prefer the ejector seat option, less chance of messing up the undercarriage.

I wonder if the poor buzzard survived.

Looks more like an ejector seat.

I was thinking ejection seat.

Won’t the car behind you run over the person you dropped through the trap door?