Where do we keep all our chainsaws, mom? We don't have any chainsaws, calvin. We don't? Not any? Nope. How am I ever going to learn how to juggle?
February 07, 2019
January 17, 2018
I got here first! Goodnight…
You can always practice at Home Depot.
Wait ’til you grow up and be a CPA.
I guess he’ll keep his fingers a little longer.
Juggle anything you have, including this:
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRxXr97MgGOOBLhqSbZrvQA8fveK9f2On3swMSjKIle-BOJLaDH
Yet another childhood dream crushed (sigh)! :)
Start small, Calvin. See if your parents have electric knives.
Calvin is nothing if not confident.
Start small, Eggs in the kitchen
Try small balls like most people.
How about 3 cats?!?!?
Calvin wants to be “groovy”…
Great idea! What could possibly go wrong???
Yo dawg, I heard you like juggling, so we put some chainsaws on top of your chainsaws so you can juggle while you juggle!
Missing Hobbes…………..
Whatever happened to the Chainsaw Juggler?
He was a good friend of mine…
I don’t get it. Why is juggling chainsaws a “thing”?
xxx
Start with machete’s, Calvin, or burning clubs. Or kittens.
From the sound of things, “…with arms.” thanks to your mom.
Rush to the nearest Wal-Mart Stores, Calvin, and get your, ah, secret chainsaws
By using more safe objects.
library_dean almost 8 years ago
I got here first! Goodnight…
BE THIS GUY almost 8 years ago
You can always practice at Home Depot.
oldpine52 almost 8 years ago
Wait ’til you grow up and be a CPA.
Wilde Bill almost 8 years ago
I guess he’ll keep his fingers a little longer.
The Calvinosaurus That Calvin Wanted To Discover almost 8 years ago
Juggle anything you have, including this:
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRxXr97MgGOOBLhqSbZrvQA8fveK9f2On3swMSjKIle-BOJLaDH
Troglodyte almost 8 years ago
Yet another childhood dream crushed (sigh)! :)
bluegirl285 almost 8 years ago
Start small, Calvin. See if your parents have electric knives.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Calvin is nothing if not confident.
somebodyshort almost 8 years ago
Start small, Eggs in the kitchen
cubswin2016 almost 8 years ago
Try small balls like most people.
sandpiper almost 8 years ago
How about 3 cats?!?!?
Gent almost 8 years ago
Calvin wants to be “groovy”…
yimhere almost 8 years ago
Great idea! What could possibly go wrong???
BiggerNate91 almost 8 years ago
Yo dawg, I heard you like juggling, so we put some chainsaws on top of your chainsaws so you can juggle while you juggle!
Brenda Osborn almost 8 years ago
Missing Hobbes…………..
pauljmsn almost 8 years ago
Whatever happened to the Chainsaw Juggler?
He was a good friend of mine…
Number Three almost 8 years ago
I don’t get it. Why is juggling chainsaws a “thing”?
xxx
bryan42 almost 8 years ago
Start with machete’s, Calvin, or burning clubs. Or kittens.
eb110americana almost 8 years ago
From the sound of things, “…with arms.” thanks to your mom.
Professor W almost 8 years ago
Rush to the nearest Wal-Mart Stores, Calvin, and get your, ah, secret chainsaws
Rose686 about 1 year ago
By using more safe objects.