Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for August 15, 2019

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    BE THIS GUY  about 5 years ago

    Calvin has to work on his business model.

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    Templo S.U.D.  about 5 years ago

    I’m not going to pay you a dollar to not drink that stuff myself, Calvin, but rather I’d pay you ten dollars to see YOU drink it all.

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    The Calvinosaurus That Calvin Wanted To Discover  about 5 years ago

    Already has the look of a true businessman.

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    retrocool  about 5 years ago

    where’s Susie ? heh heh

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    codycab  about 5 years ago

    Calvin could sell insurance with that smile.

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    whahoppened  about 5 years ago

    Organic?

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    Randallw  about 5 years ago

    Lemonade?….where’s my sample of Amoebic dysentery?

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    enigmamz  about 5 years ago

    That should keep the County Health Inspector away, but opens himself up for a RICO indictment for extortion.

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    weatherford.joe Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Maybe if he ran it through the blender first, he would fool them.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Hey, if people won’t pay you to hang out with them, make them pay to get you to leave.

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    Sisu60  about 5 years ago

    Take it to “Shark Tank”, package it right profits right around the corner. Who remembers Asparagus Water Whole Foods was selling a few years ago?

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    Watcher  about 5 years ago

    And discount it for those who have 5 or more enemies they want to get rid of slowly.

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    Barry1941  about 5 years ago

    Sounds like some the green sludge they try to pass off as “healthy” nowadays.

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    jpayne4040  about 5 years ago

    Okay, I’m not drinking. Now give me my dollar, kid!

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    emmankalayo  about 5 years ago

    lmao. so this is the “source of idea” for that game “girl” bath water..

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    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member about 5 years ago

    The fallacy here is thinking anyone in the neighborhood would even walk close enough to Calvin’s house to see the sign.

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    JudyHendrickson  about 5 years ago

    calvin, take the first drink!!!

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    jagedlo  about 5 years ago

    these days, Calvin would be seeking to sell it on the internet, knowing that there would be somebody out there stupid enough to believe him and buy it!

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    Hungry_Ghost  about 5 years ago

    “Its the product that THEY don’t want you to be able to buy!” (where “THEY” is the opposing demographic of your target sales audience) You’ll sell gallons of the stuff if you run with that strategy.

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    katzenbooks45  about 5 years ago

    Non-GMO, and no artificial coloring or additives.

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    gantech  about 5 years ago

    Sad part is, he might actually get some takers.

    “People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals, and you know it!” ~ Men in Black

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    KEA  about 5 years ago

    Give it a fancy foreign sounding name and charge a premium – idiots will line up to buy.

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    kathleenhicks62  about 5 years ago

    Anything for a buck?

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    Earnestly Frank  about 5 years ago

    I wouldn’t pay more than fifty cents not to drink it.

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    BiggerNate91  about 5 years ago

    So how do you plan on stopping the people that will just walk by, Calvin?

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    hariseldon59  about 5 years ago

    Reminds me of an old SNL fake commercial from the ‘70s for a product called ’Swill’, promoted as mineral water, but containing all sorts of garbage.

    It’s also reminiscent of a soft drink called ‘Slurm’ from Futurama, which it turned out was made from the secretion of an alien slug.

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    Calvinist1966  about 5 years ago

    This week’s reprints remind me of a Sunday strip near the end of “The Calvin and Hobbes Tenth Anniversary Book”. This represents a typical summer’s day as based strongly on Bill Watterson’s childhood memories. One panel has Calvin and Hobbes playing in an inflatable pool as on Monday, another has them digging a hole as Calvin was doing yesterday and another has them trying to sell a drink similar to the one Calvin created today. The one in the Sunday strip is advertised as “Suicide Drink” and Calvin is only charging 75 cents rather than a dollar.

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    ForrestOverin  about 5 years ago

    Calvin would fit right in with the current administration.

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    Snoots  about 5 years ago

    To quote his parents, “There’s something seriously wrong with that kid.”

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    ron  about 5 years ago

    Sounds like the Mineral Miracle Solution that’s all the fad now – the stuff that becomes bleach when you drink it. Unlike the soap pods, Adults are promoting this nasty stuff!

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    Scoutmaster77  about 5 years ago

    An interesting business model.

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    Stephen Gilberg  about 5 years ago

    Calvin must have delusions of grandeur if he thinks he could force-feed most people.

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    Ray*C  about 5 years ago

    There is an eating disorder called “Pica” (pyka) in which people eat dirt. Often, that is because they are deficient in some mineral contained in dirt. Turns out, eating dirt is not that bad a thing. Even the billions of organisms in a teaspoon of dirt can be good for you. I’m not trying to be funny here.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  about 5 years ago

    Now that is the mind set we don’t want to have flourish like in the 19th century.

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    Concretionist  about 5 years ago

    I’ve seen a “Pay me to stop playing” sign, but that’s different somehow.

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