Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for February 21, 2020

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 5 years ago

    And since that person already has a shovel in hand, your body will be quickly buried.

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    Templo S.U.D.  almost 5 years ago

    you don’t want to test your father’s patience on this one, Cal

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    The Calvinosaurus That Calvin Wanted To Discover  almost 5 years ago

    He should ask Hobbes or Susie this question next.

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    codycab  almost 5 years ago

    Dad doesn’t need his usual “builds character” speech for this.

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    Robin Harwood  almost 5 years ago

    Nice to see Calvin and Dad having a friendly discussion about ethics.

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    DennisinSeattle  almost 5 years ago

    Good talk, Dad. Explained in language Calvin can understand.

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    Kaputnik  almost 5 years ago

    Doing bad things ineptly is not good.

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    orinoco womble  almost 5 years ago

    Good luck knocking off a stocking cap, Calvin.

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    BigDaveGlass  almost 5 years ago

    Dad catches on quick…..

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    jpayne4040  almost 5 years ago

    Better make some good decisions with all of that information, Calvin!

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    jagedlo  almost 5 years ago

    trying to see how far you could go, Calvin?

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    LeeCox  almost 5 years ago

    In other words, Calvin, don’t even THINK about it!

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    cubswin2016  almost 5 years ago

    Now, that is a warning!

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Never throw a snowball at Mom or Dad. They know where you sleep. A 1 AM snowbath for you is not beyond their capability.

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    dflak  almost 5 years ago

    This reminds me of some people’s concept of morality. “Well, technically speaking, it’s not illegal.” They plan on having their lawyer with them when they reach the Pearly Gates. (Yeah, I know, let’s hunker down for all the lawyers in hell jokes.)

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    Kilrwat Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    The devil is in the details!

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    bbenoit  almost 5 years ago

    Ok, I’ve shoveled a lot of snow in my life. How does dad get to knee deep in the snow with no path in any direction? Yes, I know he could have waded, but why do that if you’re shoveling a path?

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    rshive  almost 5 years ago

    Getting too much into details here, Calvin.

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    A Hip loving Canadian...  almost 5 years ago

    Once again, Dad is reminded how he could have had a dachshund instead.

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    gantech  almost 5 years ago

    Knowing Calvin as we all do, right about now I’d be asking just how hypothetical this all is, if I were his dad.

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    marilynnbyerly  almost 5 years ago

    No one touches the glasses and lives!

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    jslabotnik  almost 5 years ago

    As Sammy Davis, Jr. sang, don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Didn’t you ever see “Home Alone” Calvin? The old guy with the snow shovel was deadly!

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    carlzr  almost 5 years ago

    “I’m just asking for a friend.”

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    Red33410  almost 5 years ago

    “Just looking for my boundaries, dad!”

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    DCBakerEsq  almost 5 years ago

    I love a good snowball fight. Knife fights are fun, too.

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    josh_bisbee  almost 5 years ago

    He saw where this line of questioning was going.

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    hagarthehorrible  almost 5 years ago

    Too harsh a word by father to the wishy washy of six year old darling.

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    Vortexian  almost 5 years ago

    Calvin was eliminated from smash.

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    Science219  almost 5 years ago

    As I told my son when he was young, I believe in massive retaliation.

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    Ray  almost 5 years ago

    Dad is harking back to his law school days when they discussed snowballs in Torts class.

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