This reminds me of some people’s concept of morality. “Well, technically speaking, it’s not illegal.” They plan on having their lawyer with them when they reach the Pearly Gates. (Yeah, I know, let’s hunker down for all the lawyers in hell jokes.)
Ok, I’ve shoveled a lot of snow in my life. How does dad get to knee deep in the snow with no path in any direction? Yes, I know he could have waded, but why do that if you’re shoveling a path?
BE THIS GUY over 4 years ago
And since that person already has a shovel in hand, your body will be quickly buried.
Templo S.U.D. over 4 years ago
you don’t want to test your father’s patience on this one, Cal
The Calvinosaurus That Calvin Wanted To Discover over 4 years ago
He should ask Hobbes or Susie this question next.
codycab over 4 years ago
Dad doesn’t need his usual “builds character” speech for this.
Robin Harwood over 4 years ago
Nice to see Calvin and Dad having a friendly discussion about ethics.
DennisinSeattle Premium Member over 4 years ago
Good talk, Dad. Explained in language Calvin can understand.
Kaputnik over 4 years ago
Doing bad things ineptly is not good.
orinoco womble over 4 years ago
Good luck knocking off a stocking cap, Calvin.
incognito over 4 years ago
Dad catches on quick…..
jpayne4040 over 4 years ago
Better make some good decisions with all of that information, Calvin!
jagedlo over 4 years ago
trying to see how far you could go, Calvin?
LeeCox over 4 years ago
In other words, Calvin, don’t even THINK about it!
cubswin2016 over 4 years ago
Now, that is a warning!
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 4 years ago
Never throw a snowball at Mom or Dad. They know where you sleep. A 1 AM snowbath for you is not beyond their capability.
dflak over 4 years ago
This reminds me of some people’s concept of morality. “Well, technically speaking, it’s not illegal.” They plan on having their lawyer with them when they reach the Pearly Gates. (Yeah, I know, let’s hunker down for all the lawyers in hell jokes.)
Kilrwat Premium Member over 4 years ago
The devil is in the details!
bbenoit over 4 years ago
Ok, I’ve shoveled a lot of snow in my life. How does dad get to knee deep in the snow with no path in any direction? Yes, I know he could have waded, but why do that if you’re shoveling a path?
rshive over 4 years ago
Getting too much into details here, Calvin.
A Hip loving Canadian... over 4 years ago
Once again, Dad is reminded how he could have had a dachshund instead.
gantech over 4 years ago
Knowing Calvin as we all do, right about now I’d be asking just how hypothetical this all is, if I were his dad.
marilynnbyerly over 4 years ago
No one touches the glasses and lives!
jslabotnik over 4 years ago
As Sammy Davis, Jr. sang, don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time
WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago
Didn’t you ever see “Home Alone” Calvin? The old guy with the snow shovel was deadly!
carlzr over 4 years ago
“I’m just asking for a friend.”
Red33410 over 4 years ago
“Just looking for my boundaries, dad!”
DCBakerEsq over 4 years ago
I love a good snowball fight. Knife fights are fun, too.
josh_bisbee over 4 years ago
He saw where this line of questioning was going.
hagarthehorrible over 4 years ago
Too harsh a word by father to the wishy washy of six year old darling.
Vortexian over 4 years ago
Calvin was eliminated from smash.
Science219 over 4 years ago
As I told my son when he was young, I believe in massive retaliation.
Ray over 4 years ago
Dad is harking back to his law school days when they discussed snowballs in Torts class.