This reminds me of some people’s concept of morality. “Well, technically speaking, it’s not illegal.” They plan on having their lawyer with them when they reach the Pearly Gates. (Yeah, I know, let’s hunker down for all the lawyers in hell jokes.)
Ok, I’ve shoveled a lot of snow in my life. How does dad get to knee deep in the snow with no path in any direction? Yes, I know he could have waded, but why do that if you’re shoveling a path?
BE THIS GUY almost 5 years ago
And since that person already has a shovel in hand, your body will be quickly buried.
Templo S.U.D. almost 5 years ago
you don’t want to test your father’s patience on this one, Cal
The Calvinosaurus That Calvin Wanted To Discover almost 5 years ago
He should ask Hobbes or Susie this question next.
codycab almost 5 years ago
Dad doesn’t need his usual “builds character” speech for this.
Robin Harwood almost 5 years ago
Nice to see Calvin and Dad having a friendly discussion about ethics.
DennisinSeattle almost 5 years ago
Good talk, Dad. Explained in language Calvin can understand.
Kaputnik almost 5 years ago
Doing bad things ineptly is not good.
orinoco womble almost 5 years ago
Good luck knocking off a stocking cap, Calvin.
BigDaveGlass almost 5 years ago
Dad catches on quick…..
jpayne4040 almost 5 years ago
Better make some good decisions with all of that information, Calvin!
jagedlo almost 5 years ago
trying to see how far you could go, Calvin?
LeeCox almost 5 years ago
In other words, Calvin, don’t even THINK about it!
cubswin2016 almost 5 years ago
Now, that is a warning!
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Never throw a snowball at Mom or Dad. They know where you sleep. A 1 AM snowbath for you is not beyond their capability.
dflak almost 5 years ago
This reminds me of some people’s concept of morality. “Well, technically speaking, it’s not illegal.” They plan on having their lawyer with them when they reach the Pearly Gates. (Yeah, I know, let’s hunker down for all the lawyers in hell jokes.)
Kilrwat Premium Member almost 5 years ago
The devil is in the details!
bbenoit almost 5 years ago
Ok, I’ve shoveled a lot of snow in my life. How does dad get to knee deep in the snow with no path in any direction? Yes, I know he could have waded, but why do that if you’re shoveling a path?
rshive almost 5 years ago
Getting too much into details here, Calvin.
A Hip loving Canadian... almost 5 years ago
Once again, Dad is reminded how he could have had a dachshund instead.
gantech almost 5 years ago
Knowing Calvin as we all do, right about now I’d be asking just how hypothetical this all is, if I were his dad.
marilynnbyerly almost 5 years ago
No one touches the glasses and lives!
jslabotnik almost 5 years ago
As Sammy Davis, Jr. sang, don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time
WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Didn’t you ever see “Home Alone” Calvin? The old guy with the snow shovel was deadly!
carlzr almost 5 years ago
“I’m just asking for a friend.”
Red33410 almost 5 years ago
“Just looking for my boundaries, dad!”
DCBakerEsq almost 5 years ago
I love a good snowball fight. Knife fights are fun, too.
josh_bisbee almost 5 years ago
He saw where this line of questioning was going.
hagarthehorrible almost 5 years ago
Too harsh a word by father to the wishy washy of six year old darling.
Vortexian almost 5 years ago
Calvin was eliminated from smash.
Science219 almost 5 years ago
As I told my son when he was young, I believe in massive retaliation.
Ray almost 5 years ago
Dad is harking back to his law school days when they discussed snowballs in Torts class.