“I saw a commercial for an above-ground pool. It was 30 seconds long. You know why? Because that’s the maximum amount of time you can depict yourself having fun in an above-ground pool. If it was 31 seconds, the actors would’ve said, ‘What am I supposed to do now? The water’s only up to here! What should I do now, throw the ball back to Jimmy? Or put some goggles on and look at his feet?’”
The only real fun thing about snorkeling in a pool, is saying the word snorkel. Snorkeling in the ocean, or even a fair sized pond, can be interesting though. Even seeing leeches in their natural habitat is intriguing.
BE THIS GUY about 3 years ago
You have to dive deeper!
emmett hd about 3 years ago
You have to hit your break thru before that happens
Templo S.U.D. about 3 years ago
Not much of an imagination, is it?
codycab about 3 years ago
You expected that little pool to be a portal to another dimension, Calvin?
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member about 3 years ago
Charlie Brown fan about 3 years ago
Back yard sea
sirbadger about 3 years ago
I once ended up with mosquito larvae in one of those pools.
Concretionist about 3 years ago
They need to move over to (Stone Soup) Alix’s wading pool!
legaleagle48 about 3 years ago
I thought those little plastic pools were the coolest thing when I was Calvin’s age!
Gweedo -it's legal here- Murray about 3 years ago
He needs to go into the next neighborhood, to Lio’s house. That pool has all kinds of creatures and goes deep too !
nomad about 3 years ago
It works for the girl in Stone Soup
Its just me about 3 years ago
Wonder what a wet stuffed tiger smells like?
The Reader Premium Member about 3 years ago
Does anyone else smell wet fur?
'IndyMan' about 3 years ago
‘Shades’ of ‘Alix’(Stone Soup) and her backyard pool—only in THIS case, she has a better imagination than ‘our intrepid hero’ ! ! ! !
Algolei I about 3 years ago
I could never get snorkels to work when I was a kid. They had to keep resuscitating me.
Prey about 3 years ago
The next panel was going to be Calvin shouting “Stop looking at my butt, Hobbes!”
jagedlo about 3 years ago
Kind of hard to see stuff when the water is only a foot or two deep…
JSoss17 about 3 years ago
This makes me think of a Mitch Hedberg quote:
“I saw a commercial for an above-ground pool. It was 30 seconds long. You know why? Because that’s the maximum amount of time you can depict yourself having fun in an above-ground pool. If it was 31 seconds, the actors would’ve said, ‘What am I supposed to do now? The water’s only up to here! What should I do now, throw the ball back to Jimmy? Or put some goggles on and look at his feet?’”
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 3 years ago
The only real fun thing about snorkeling in a pool, is saying the word snorkel. Snorkeling in the ocean, or even a fair sized pond, can be interesting though. Even seeing leeches in their natural habitat is intriguing.
christelisbetty about 3 years ago
Lots of wading pools have fish printed in them, I guess Calvin’s did not.
WCraft Premium Member about 3 years ago
Don’t they have any creeks or ponds nearby?
mindjob about 3 years ago
We used to go up to Clear Lake, CA. Oxymoron if there ever was one. Couldn’t see a thing with the algae
KEA about 3 years ago
almost embarrassed to say i did that… almost
Red33410 about 3 years ago
An anagram of “major disappointment” is “tampon joined arm-pits.”
ron about 3 years ago
Never stop dreaming Calvin, never stop…
Ermine Notyours about 3 years ago
Snorkeling in inland Ohio.
why cant i delete my account about 3 years ago
Calvin, Calvin, this isn’t Lio anymore
Sailor46 USN 65-95 about 3 years ago
Well, you can stay about 12 inches underwater, for what ever that is worth.
edonline about 3 years ago
And Hobbes goes for another spin in the dryer. WHEEEEE!!
hagarthehorrible about 3 years ago
Calvin has learnt a universal lesson at this young age. If you want to find the sea shells, you need to dive deeper.
mckeonfuneralhomebx about 3 years ago
Wait till marriage….