Planning ahead. Starting Dec. 26, he has 365 days left to sell Santa on the idea he belongs in the “nice” half. You want to leave room for improvement over time. Surprisingly mature for his age.
Do you think Santa doesn’t see this and know you plan to bomb Susie with these snowballs as soon as you get your gifts for supposedly being good? He knows everything about you Calvin, he knows in your heart you’re not good so you might as well forget getting any presents at all. Go ahead and throw all these snowballs at Susie and Santa will take pity on her and she’ll be the one getting all the good gifts.
codycab 11 months ago
Can’t wait!
BE THIS GUY 11 months ago
Santa will take that into consideration for next year.
dadthedawg Premium Member 11 months ago
Fire sale on snowballs…..
David_the_CAD 11 months ago
Santa is still watching.
David_the_CAD 11 months ago
Please remembers that the 12 days of Christmas actually starts on Christmas day and counts down to Epiphany on January 6.
Crann Bethadh 11 months ago
Here’s hoping that the old bearded guy has a short memory.
sirbadger 11 months ago
Unless elves get to the pile first. Elves deserve some fun.
candh1206 11 months ago
I never got this one. Anyone?
allen@home 11 months ago
Calvin I hope a warm front doesn’t move thru between now and then. And melts all of your hard work.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 11 months ago
Planning ahead. Starting Dec. 26, he has 365 days left to sell Santa on the idea he belongs in the “nice” half. You want to leave room for improvement over time. Surprisingly mature for his age.
snsurone76 11 months ago
The day after Christmas is when Santa repossesses the presents of all the kids who faked being good.
That’s why it’s called “Boxing Day”.
Imagine 11 months ago
He doesn’t mess around.
win.45mag 11 months ago
Not if they start thawing, and then re-freeze
rshive 11 months ago
First the presents. Then Susie.
The Orange Mailman 11 months ago
Yeah because it’ll be 45° outside.
MRBLUESKY529 11 months ago
Isn’t planning to be bad the same as being bad?
Macushlalondra 11 months ago
Do you think Santa doesn’t see this and know you plan to bomb Susie with these snowballs as soon as you get your gifts for supposedly being good? He knows everything about you Calvin, he knows in your heart you’re not good so you might as well forget getting any presents at all. Go ahead and throw all these snowballs at Susie and Santa will take pity on her and she’ll be the one getting all the good gifts.
KageKat 11 months ago
Susie isn’t gonna be having a good Boxing Day.
Paul D Premium Member 11 months ago
If Calvin throws all of those he’s gonna have a sore arm until Easter.
sandpiper 11 months ago
Big build up to a very likely big letdown.
Count Olaf Premium Member 11 months ago
No Snow Goons No Vote
[Traveler] Premium Member 11 months ago
Shock and awe
jagedlo 11 months ago
Snow stockpile…
g04922 11 months ago
Calvin has big plans for Susie… LLOL
Twelve Badgers in a Suit Premium Member 11 months ago
I think planning to do bad things is, itself, bad.
Chris 11 months ago
assuming it doesn’t melt before that happens. :\
ladykat 11 months ago
You are going to be in so much trouble!
jrankin1959 11 months ago
That’s it, Calvin – work out those frustrations!
Spacetech 11 months ago
It will be 56 Degrees and sunny.
mindjob 11 months ago
Calvin might land some snowballs if he practiced baseball, but he’ll be a laughing stock
Calvins Brother 11 months ago
Epic, and how!
EMGULS79 11 months ago
“But I say to you, he who hoards a supply of snowballs with malicious intent has already launched those snowballs in his heart.”
Angry Indeed Premium Member 11 months ago
I bet every one of them has Susie Derkin’s name on them!
Dean Nelson Premium Member 11 months ago
Sintering
tammyspeakslife Premium Member 11 months ago
Tryin’ to stay outta trouble is not easy for some people
mistercatworks 11 months ago
Unless, like in many parts of the country, it will be unusually warm – just enough to melt snowball stockpiles.
Vandy 11 months ago
Counting on Santa having a very short memory.
KEA 11 months ago
Where does Calvin get all that snow?