Close to Home by John McPherson for December 03, 2020

I do hope his medical insurance is paid up.

Yeah, right now we are just quarantining him to rule out rabies.

I don’t think rabies is the immediate danger!

Badgers? We don’t need no stinking badgers.

Too bad badgers can’t answer the phone. We get more unwanted phone calls than door-to-door salesmen.

Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger mushroom…

This gag would not have worked with a wolverine this year. No one is afraid of wolverines now.

“What a coincidence! I just signed us up to take care of triplets born to a drug-addicted mother! I was just coming in to ask you to give me a hand taking them out of their car seats.”

I’ve seen better depictions of badgers. This one is too long and not wide enough. (Yes. It’s a cartoon.)

Couldn’t we just have your mother over?

Call in Wally Drabble

Uh-oh…honey badger don’t give a sh….oops! The kiddies might be reading this.

She’s always badgering him as soon as he walks in the door.

Really? No one?

Awww he wants to play “Fetch the Elbow”

Holy badgers Batman! I need some new britches.

Let the badgering jokes commence.

O Wisconsin!

With a badger around, I’d stay outside too, Bleeb!

Why not just get a pitbull?

I’ll see if I can shorten today’s Bleeb story for the sake of expediency,

honey I’m home, when’d we get a badger, Weird yellow bug, oop never mind the badger got it, WHOA the yellow bug is kicking the badger in the head, now the yellow bug is dragging the badger by the leg off to the trees, now the yellow bug is wearing a badger coat, so what’s for dinner?

I think that’s a violation of our HOA rules…..

Bleeb stay outside until the dust settles.

A badger that attacks her husband? That would be a Honey badger.

So your Mother’s here?

Honey badger don’t care, honey badger doesn’t give a #@$!

Bleem is the smart one, hes staying outside far away.