…..and how do we know that is the real Janet, now that we are on the subject of identity theft! It would explain how Janet doesn’t know who the real Burt is!
“I ran over to my friend’s house and said, ‘Joe! I got home and everything in my house has been replaced by an exact duplicate! I’m freakin’ out!’ He just looked at me and said, ‘Who are you?’”
Leojim about 3 years ago
Time to start asking some personal questions and getting some answers and getting to the bottom of this.
And Time to whip Bert the imposters butt.
maureenmck Premium Member about 3 years ago
Maybe the real Burt has some identifiable birthmarks.
eromlig about 3 years ago
Fortunately, I have an identity with a credit score nobody wants to steal.
Brian G Premium Member about 3 years ago
It’s the pod people!!!!!
nosirrom about 3 years ago
Aw, Burt. Janet already knows that and has made her choice.
briantmurphy Premium Member about 3 years ago
I miss Bleeb!
joe piglet Premium Member about 3 years ago
Janet knows.
josballard about 3 years ago
Being identical twins makes this a whole lot easier.
brick10 about 3 years ago
“Sorry but he’s been ‘much better’ than you ever were.”
Brass Orchid Premium Member about 3 years ago
Confused? You won’t be.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 3 years ago
Check the garage for Pods.
Gameguy49 Premium Member about 3 years ago
This HAS to be Burt here beside me, those are Burt’s pajamas!
cactusbob333 about 3 years ago
She had wondered how he had grown so much.
Doug K about 3 years ago
“Yes, you’re you. And that’s why he’s now you.”
“I wanted you to not be so ‘you’. And that’s why he’s you now because he really can be you without being ‘you’.”
Dobie Premium Member about 3 years ago
And now, Famous Quotes in History…
“Hey Bert!”
—Ernie
This has been Famous Quotes in History.
MuddyUSA Premium Member about 3 years ago
But…Janet loved the change!
geese28 about 3 years ago
Well burt if this imposter is paying the bills, taking care of the kids, and a “tiger” in the sheets with Janet, you’re crap out of luck buddy
jango about 3 years ago
Refer to the movie Face Off….scary!
the lost wizard about 3 years ago
Yeah, I know. Would you please leave now.
raybarb44 about 3 years ago
that’s my evil twin Bart……
JHL1 about 3 years ago
That’s what an imposter would say
Lightpainter about 3 years ago
…..and how do we know that is the real Janet, now that we are on the subject of identity theft! It would explain how Janet doesn’t know who the real Burt is!
The Brooklyn Accent about 3 years ago
“I ran over to my friend’s house and said, ‘Joe! I got home and everything in my house has been replaced by an exact duplicate! I’m freakin’ out!’ He just looked at me and said, ‘Who are you?’”
—Steven Wright
nboady about 3 years ago
Reminds me of Burt Campbell, from the old TV show Soap!, when they had the episodes with the 2 Burts (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8laJD6yZS8w)
DennisMiddlebrooks about 3 years ago
Vera Miles had a similar experience back around 1960.
mfrasca about 3 years ago
Who Goes There?
MissyTiger about 3 years ago
Janet:“Oh, I know.” ::raises and lowers eyebrows a la Groucho Marx::
Baucuva about 3 years ago
Burts twin is a real hoot!