Close to Home by John McPherson for March 29, 2022

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    Leroy  almost 3 years ago

    Shouldn’t have said “White Castle!”

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    C  almost 3 years ago

    There’s a take away here

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    momofalex7  almost 3 years ago

    I don’t think he’s going to get a tip.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    “Well in that case, sorry about that arrow through your leg. Nothing personal, you understand, but you’re very probably a goner.”

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    Copy-&-Paste  almost 3 years ago

    Wish my lawn looked that lush green. Guess the secret fertilizer truly is “BLOOD, Sweat & Tears.”

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    Doug K  almost 3 years ago

    “Don’t shoot (or spear) the deliverer.”

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    joe piglet Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Not a reMOAT location.

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    MichiganMitten  almost 3 years ago

    I think it’s time to just skip that delivery and risk the bad review. Or toss it over the wall.

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    Znox11  almost 3 years ago

    He probably forgot the drink.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Okay, that’s exactly the home security system I want. Where do I sigh up.

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    Aficionado  almost 3 years ago

    Hi, Bleeb. What conclusions do you draw from your Dark Ages’ experience so far?

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Gee,,they are lousy shots!

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    dv1093  almost 3 years ago

    OK, the lockdown is over. Do we still need Grubhub? I guess lazyazzes like paying $9 for a $2 hamburger.

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    Wirepuncher   almost 3 years ago

    I thought it was Amazon.

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    Amra Leo  almost 3 years ago

    Oh…

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    Lee26 Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Well, you’d better stand back if they ever open the drawbridge.

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    geese28  almost 3 years ago

    He probably forgot the mead that’s why

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    Dobie  Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    “Desist, and permit the varlet safe passage, for he bears a parcel of sustenance for the “wee-foreign-strange-visitor-being-that-bears-a-remarkable-resemblance-to-a-common-insect-and-is-yellow-in-hue!”

    (Note: I don’t have a medieval dictionary, so I had to guess how they would’ve said: weird little yellow alien bug looking thing. It’s longer and takes away from the Bleeb gag humor, but what the heck.)

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    the lost wizard  almost 3 years ago

    You’re late! :)

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    random boredom  almost 3 years ago

    They have the aim of Storm Troopers.

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    po'dawg  almost 3 years ago

    “Go away, or I shall taunt you a second time”

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    sobrown51  almost 3 years ago

    Archers may be from a competing food delivery service.

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    cuzinron47  almost 3 years ago

    “Hey Bleeb, your order is here.”

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    jbduncan  almost 3 years ago

    Where’s the boiling oil cauldron?

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    Plods with ...™  almost 3 years ago

    Stormtroopers v1.0

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    ekke  almost 3 years ago

    Oh we’re not shooting at you because of your mission; we’re shooting at you because of cold food!

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    Lightpainter  almost 3 years ago

    " HAH! We ordered from DOORDASH! Shoot him!"

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    vacman  almost 3 years ago

    Plus, you guys are lousy shots. Six arrows and no hits!

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    He forgot the nugget sauce.

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