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“Desist, and permit the varlet safe passage, for he bears a parcel of sustenance for the “wee-foreign-strange-visitor-being-that-bears-a-remarkable-resemblance-to-a-common-insect-and-is-yellow-in-hue!”
(Note: I don’t have a medieval dictionary, so I had to guess how they would’ve said: weird little yellow alien bug looking thing. It’s longer and takes away from the Bleeb gag humor, but what the heck.)
Leroy almost 3 years ago
Shouldn’t have said “White Castle!”
C almost 3 years ago
There’s a take away here
momofalex7 almost 3 years ago
I don’t think he’s going to get a tip.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 3 years ago
“Well in that case, sorry about that arrow through your leg. Nothing personal, you understand, but you’re very probably a goner.”
Copy-&-Paste almost 3 years ago
Wish my lawn looked that lush green. Guess the secret fertilizer truly is “BLOOD, Sweat & Tears.”
Doug K almost 3 years ago
“Don’t shoot (or spear) the deliverer.”
joe piglet Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Not a reMOAT location.
MichiganMitten almost 3 years ago
I think it’s time to just skip that delivery and risk the bad review. Or toss it over the wall.
Znox11 almost 3 years ago
He probably forgot the drink.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Okay, that’s exactly the home security system I want. Where do I sigh up.
Aficionado almost 3 years ago
Hi, Bleeb. What conclusions do you draw from your Dark Ages’ experience so far?
MuddyUSA Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Gee,,they are lousy shots!
dv1093 almost 3 years ago
OK, the lockdown is over. Do we still need Grubhub? I guess lazyazzes like paying $9 for a $2 hamburger.
Wirepuncher almost 3 years ago
I thought it was Amazon.
Amra Leo almost 3 years ago
Oh…
Lee26 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Well, you’d better stand back if they ever open the drawbridge.
geese28 almost 3 years ago
He probably forgot the mead that’s why
Dobie Premium Member almost 3 years ago
“Desist, and permit the varlet safe passage, for he bears a parcel of sustenance for the “wee-foreign-strange-visitor-being-that-bears-a-remarkable-resemblance-to-a-common-insect-and-is-yellow-in-hue!”
(Note: I don’t have a medieval dictionary, so I had to guess how they would’ve said: weird little yellow alien bug looking thing. It’s longer and takes away from the Bleeb gag humor, but what the heck.)
the lost wizard almost 3 years ago
You’re late! :)
random boredom almost 3 years ago
They have the aim of Storm Troopers.
po'dawg almost 3 years ago
“Go away, or I shall taunt you a second time”
sobrown51 almost 3 years ago
Archers may be from a competing food delivery service.
cuzinron47 almost 3 years ago
“Hey Bleeb, your order is here.”
jbduncan almost 3 years ago
Where’s the boiling oil cauldron?
Plods with ...™ almost 3 years ago
Stormtroopers v1.0
ekke almost 3 years ago
Oh we’re not shooting at you because of your mission; we’re shooting at you because of cold food!
Lightpainter almost 3 years ago
" HAH! We ordered from DOORDASH! Shoot him!"
vacman almost 3 years ago
Plus, you guys are lousy shots. Six arrows and no hits!
WCraft Premium Member almost 3 years ago
He forgot the nugget sauce.