Close to Home by John McPherson for July 01, 2022

Bleeb, just honk the horn. Help the guy find his car.

Me.

First world problems!

The horror

That is why there are panic buttons on the key fobs now adays. If you can’t find your car, panic and hit the button.

I wonder how long he’s been sitting there.

Been there, done that, bought the t-shirt.

One time it was stolen.

Must not have a late-model car with a remote so he can just hit the panic button.

The struggle is real

He forgot to add “If I had one.”

Everybody’s got an angle to panhandle.

It’s towed off…

Please help me find my “NEXT” car. Muah-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Just tried my car remote -300 meters with direct line of sight – I can only just see that far.

Oy! That happened to me once! I was wandering for two hours….panic stricken…comes to be I went out the wrong EXIT from the museum and was in the OTHER parking garage on the other side…… had it been close to dinner time, I guess I could have collect funds for take out food…LOL!

I lost my car at Chicago O’Hare once. I even took pictures like I was supposed to. The shuttle drivers didn’t even recognize the parking lot. It was a long night.

It ain’t there – it was stolen. Get a clue.

I have this very same dream at least once a week or so.

Hey dummy, Bleeb found your car, that’s why he’s waving.

And he left his key fob in the car.

Finally, a cause I can support!

Seinfeld?

“Remember, we’re in the Itchy lot!”

I remember leaving a Saints game and talking to a guy who had too many cocktails at the game. He couldn’t remember what parking lot he used let alone where his car was parked

How is money going to help that? Just help him search. Obvious scam.

I often dream that I can’t find my car. I often dream the breaks don’t work. I often dream I have a different car—either one of my old ones or some vehicle in which I feel cramped and uncomfortable, or my line of sight thru the windshield is severely blocked.

Any ideas on what this all means, spacehoppers?

Reminds me of a Seinfeld episode.