Close to Home by John McPherson for January 30, 2023

you have obviously never eaten eat Len’s Diner!

Just don’t order the salmon mousse.

I have and it wasn’t fun.

But did you learn anything?

A Near-Death Date! What can top this? (for next time?)

A relative of mine had a near death experience. He spent the entire time hovering over the EMTs working on him and cussing them out for not reviving him more quickly (he’s a cantankerous sort).

THEN

DON’T

LOOK

BEHIND

YOU!!

(Oh, and don’t order the sushi)

Way too go, Bleeb!

Everydays a gift‼️☺️

Not very good advertising for Len’s. ;-)

It’ll pass…

I did. I met God. Good news, God is coming down for a visit. Bad news, she’s black and she’s pi$$ed.

Is Death drinking coughee?

I did. (But funny cartoon today!)

You think that’s near death, wait till you try the food

“I can hear you, you know. You are lucky I am on break..”

Bleeb has looked at life from booth sides now!

When Death is there, it should be Len’s Diener!!

The latte must be to die for

They are not joyful occasions.

BTW, I’d be a little concerned about the food there.

I wouldn’t think exciting, but morbid!

I’m glad Bleeb is sitting in their booth! Hiya Little Alien Dude! :)

Next thing you know she will be flirting with him.

The hooded gentleman in the back booth is enjoying his dark roasted brew! ;-p

Where’s the bucket to kick?