Close to Home by John McPherson for February 18, 2023

From the look of them , play dumb sister!

Probably the one smiling ;-)

Do you have any better looking ones?

Where’s number one?

Triplets?… (BTW, great comments by everyone in yesterday’s clip. Nice play on words!)

hope you all don’t have weekend plans cause this could take awhile… :[

Which time?

OK, Bleeb. This is going to be a tough one. You’re gonna have to crawl through the bottom of that gown. Be careful.

A crime of passionless.

And then what? After identifying him, do they drag him back and finish the ceremony? Or force him to sign papers accepting responsibility for all expenses incurred for the wedding?

What’s the punishment for being a ”runner”…

You have to go back and go through with the marriage. And stay married…

… for the rest of your life, Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Me ,I wouldn’t bother ,hey!!!! If someone doesn’t want to be with you say ohhh well

The guy is on his way out of state!

They all look alike to me, officer….give me another few minutes….

“which one has the most money?”

Shoulda had a shotgun wedding….literally

The hazard of accepting a proposal from one of the Nebbish quadruplets.

Have them turn around. All I saw was the tail-end as he was running out of the church…

Get a thermometer and see which one has the coldest feet.

If he didn’t show up, how could she see him!?

Bleeb wants to marry her right then and there, but he forgot his tux.

Wow, they all look the same! Triplets perhaps? haha!

Cold feet don’t lie.

It’s a crime to comes to ones senses? She should thank him from saving her from a doomed marriage.

“Leave ’em at the Altar” clones…

“Never mind. I thought I’d found one of a kind.”

Has anyone seen “Hot Shot” lately? Today is his birthday. Happy Birthday Hot Shot, wherever you are!!!!!! :)

Is she on her knees? Either that or she’s got really short legs!

Unless they had a 2 minute engagement I can’t imagine her needing a police lineup.

To leave someone at the altar is a dangerous game, she could go “Havisham” on the situation and ruin other lives.

Reverse the genders, and you have the story of the Trojan prince Paris selecting which of three goddesses is the most beautiful (Athena, Aphrodite, Artemis, I b’leev). He picks Aphrodite; she awards him the Greek queen Helen (Wife of Menelaus, king of Sparta, I b’leev), he kidnaps her, and that’s how that particular brand of condoms originated.

Who got the cake?