Gear “R” is!
I’m sure they have hearing aids too and at reasonable prices….A BUCK AN EAR! ;D
“Pay”?? You’re not paying attention sir.
Yo ho, and half a bottle of rum.
Genius. Find an unmet market and fill it.
Got any parrots for the shoulder?
The place down the street also sells individual ears in case you lost one in a pirate raid. And they are cheap. (Wait for it) Only a buck an ear.
It makes sense if you only have one eye. It could also make sense if you only have one ear – especially when you only have to pay a bucc-an-eer.
So… I wonder what they can do with pirate booty?
Hey! Not THAT booty… the pillage and plunder booty! I knew that’d be the first place you guys would go!
Another name for it could be Pirates’ Paradise.
And they don’t sell Pairrots, either.
Do they have a half off discount?
Just like his leg. Buy one and get the other half off
And don’t forget the Michael Jackson line of gloves!
I have a supply of left handed coffee mugs – only 10% more than conventional ones.
That guy must be a hoot in yoga class.
Hi, Bleeb. It’s good to see you, little alien dude.
It would appear that pirating is fairly hazardous duty. Their work comp premiums must be murder.
Do you parrots, treasure chests and rum? OH MY!
Well, as I only really have one bad eye, I have been casually looking for a monocle for a while now. Maybe it’s time to pull the trigger on the “Klink” look.
But what if you are a Marlin’s fan?
Pirates R Us!
And the latest iPatch just came in.
Losing appendages and vision has got to be the funniest thing about being a pirate. :(
Where do you keep the half jock straps?
Good deal! That would explain the half off sign!
Monocle, anyone?
He’s only half the man ge used to be.
Can you buy in bulk and save money?
You can also buy music in mono instead of stereo, for play on a single headphone channel. Unfortunately, all the music’s pirated.
But do you have Buy One, Get One Free?
And, We sharpen dull hooks!
August 21, 2015
ronaldspence 11 months ago
Gear “R” is!
Baarorso 11 months ago
I’m sure they have hearing aids too and at reasonable prices….A BUCK AN EAR! ;D
Leroy 11 months ago
“Pay”?? You’re not paying attention sir.
eromlig 11 months ago
Yo ho, and half a bottle of rum.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 11 months ago
Genius. Find an unmet market and fill it.
Ubintold 11 months ago
Got any parrots for the shoulder?
Il Siciliano 11 months ago
The place down the street also sells individual ears in case you lost one in a pirate raid. And they are cheap. (Wait for it) Only a buck an ear.
Doug K 11 months ago
It makes sense if you only have one eye. It could also make sense if you only have one ear – especially when you only have to pay a bucc-an-eer.
Dobie Premium Member 11 months ago
So… I wonder what they can do with pirate booty?
Hey! Not THAT booty… the pillage and plunder booty! I knew that’d be the first place you guys would go!
The Orange Mailman 11 months ago
Another name for it could be Pirates’ Paradise.
comixbomix 11 months ago
And they don’t sell Pairrots, either.
Just-me 11 months ago
Do they have a half off discount?
geese28 11 months ago
Just like his leg. Buy one and get the other half off
DaBump Premium Member 11 months ago
And don’t forget the Michael Jackson line of gloves!
Prey 11 months ago
I have a supply of left handed coffee mugs – only 10% more than conventional ones.
Michael Helwig 11 months ago
That guy must be a hoot in yoga class.
Aficionado 11 months ago
Hi, Bleeb. It’s good to see you, little alien dude.
coltish1 11 months ago
It would appear that pirating is fairly hazardous duty. Their work comp premiums must be murder.
Zebrastripes 11 months ago
Do you parrots, treasure chests and rum? OH MY!
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 11 months ago
Well, as I only really have one bad eye, I have been casually looking for a monocle for a while now. Maybe it’s time to pull the trigger on the “Klink” look.
WCraft Premium Member 11 months ago
But what if you are a Marlin’s fan?
wildlandwaters 11 months ago
Pirates R Us!
davewhamond creator 11 months ago
And the latest iPatch just came in.
mistercatworks 11 months ago
Losing appendages and vision has got to be the funniest thing about being a pirate. :(
cactusbob333 11 months ago
Where do you keep the half jock straps?
Mike Baldwin creator 11 months ago
Good deal! That would explain the half off sign!
diabloridr 11 months ago
Monocle, anyone?
ArcticFox Premium Member 11 months ago
He’s only half the man ge used to be.
Jesse Atwell creator 11 months ago
Can you buy in bulk and save money?
eb110americana 11 months ago
You can also buy music in mono instead of stereo, for play on a single headphone channel. Unfortunately, all the music’s pirated.
DeaconJohnGiglioJr 11 months ago
But do you have Buy One, Get One Free?
jbduncan 11 months ago
And, We sharpen dull hooks!